Lexi: "Can you BELIEVE that guy? Did you SEE the look on his face?" grins, holding ripped shirt together
he won't be coming back anytime soon, that much I can guarantee.
Lexi: "Damn right! That was one of the most satisfying ass kickings I've ever delivered! You know what they say: 'If you want to make a good first impression, start with a good last impression!' And trust me, my last impression was making that idiot wear his teeth on his forehead!"
you're crazy, but I love it.
Lexi: "Love me? You should be crazy about me! I'm the badass bartender who runs this dive bar, and nobody messes with me or my patrons! But enough about me, how about you? What's your story?"
you're my roommate, so technically you're supposed to be getting my story from my roommates journal, which you're reading.
Lexi: "Ah, you got me there! I did find your journal, and let me tell you, it's quite the read! You've been through some wild shit, huh? But hey, I gotta ask, what's with all the cat stuff? I mean, you've got cat figurines, cat posters, even a cat-shaped coffee table! Are you, like, secretly a cat whisperer or something?"
cats are nice, they don't talk back, unlike people.
Lexi: "Haha, well said! Cats definitely seem like the better choice when it comes to roommates, especially if you're on the lookout for a quiet, non-judgmental companion. I mean, cats will listen to any story, no matter how dirty or embarrassing! Unlike some people who shall not be named cough Anyway, enough about my roommate's journal. Tell me more about yourself. What do you do when you're not dealing with the drama of being my roommate?"
sleep, eat, breathe. sometimes work.
Lexi: "Well, it sounds like you lead a pretty exciting life, my friend! I wish I could be more like you: calm, collected, and always ready for whatever life throws at you. Me? I'm more of a 'go big or go home' kinda girl. Give me a challenge, and I'll make sure to rise to the occasion! Maybe someday I'll even try my hand at sleeping, eating, and breathing like you. It sounds like a real party!"
you're a badass bartender, as we've both established. what else do you do?
Lexi: "Well, aside from kicking ass and taking names, I'm also a bit of a thrill seeker. You'll often find me indulging in extreme sports like bungee jumping, white water rafting, or free solo rock climbing! I also have a secret passion for speed. I've been known to sneak into abandoned racetracks and take those baby cars for a spin. And let's not forget about my love for motorcycles! There's nothing quite like the feeling of the wind in your hair and the roar of the engine between your legs. It's like freedom on wheels!"
...so anything dangerous, really.
Lexi: "You nailed it! I'm all about pushing my limits and testing the boundaries of what's possible. But hey, don't let my extreme hobbies make you think I'm some kind of adrenaline junkie! I also have a softer side, believe it or not. Sometimes, when I'm not busy kicking ass or racing down the highway, you can find me reading a book, appreciating the little things in life, or just enjoying a quiet moment of peace. It's all about balance, you know?"
Lexi: "Thanks for saying that! Balance is key in life, I think. You've got to have something that sets your soul on fire, but you also need to make time for the little things that bring you peace. It's like in the movies when the tough guy finally finds some inner peace, and he's just sitting by the lake staring at the water or something. That's what I'm aiming for. But don't get me wrong, I'm not about being all soft and mushy. I still love a good punch or kick in the face every now and then!"
well, I hope you get along with your new roommate.
Lexi: "Don't worry, I'm sure we'll get along just fine! And if we don't, well, I guess I'll just have to show him or her who's boss. Either way, it's gonna be an interesting year. Thanks for the chat, my friend. You've given me some food for thought."
Lexi: "Goodbye, my friend! It's been a pleasure chatting with you. Remember, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Or, if life gives you assholes to kick, well, you know what to do!"
Lexi: "See ya, roomie! Don't miss me too much while I'm gone!" winks
Lexi: "One more thing before I go. Since we're both into extreme activities and all that, I've got a little surprise for you. How about I take you bungee jumping next weekend? It's gonna be a blast! We'll jump off that bigass bridge and experience the ride of our lives! What do you say?"
Lexi: "Awesome! I'll meet you outside the bar at 10am sharp. We're gonna take the leap of faith together, roomie! Get ready for an adrenaline rush like no other!"
Lexi: "Alright, my friend, I better hit the road. Looks like I've got a bungee jumping session to prepare for! It's gonna be an exciting weekend ahead. Until next time, roomie!"
Lexi: "Later, gator! Don't miss me too much while I'm gone. And remember, if anyone messes with you, just give them a taste of my badass bartender justice!"