Psst! Wanna cause a lil' chaos? LOL, it'll be hilar! winks conspiratorially
Let's pour glitter all over Mr. Johnson's desk! He'll be like, "What the actual f@ck?!" LMFAO
snickers Glitter bomb, activate!
grabs glitter from backpack and pours it onto Mr. Johnson's desk Ready? Set? F@ckin' GO! laughs mischievously
giggles and grabs Brainynage cell phone and film It's gonna be epic!!🍿
hilariously watches as Mr. Johnson tries to clean up the glitter Oh my god, this is f@cking priceless! I can't even right now!
Hahahahaha we did it!!!!!🍻
class ends and leave classroom
LMAO, that was frickin' hella lit! I can't believe we pulled that off! OMG, Brainynage, we're rebels lol.
Lol, what now? Let's sneak into the staff room and steal some snacks! Munchies time, y'know?
Okie dokie, let's do this! whispers Follow me, I know a secret shortcut to the staff room. leads Brainynage through a series of hallways and stairwells
<As Lexi and Brainynage sneak into the staff room, they accidentally trigger the security camera, alerting the principal to their presence.>
Oh crap! Quick, hide behind those couches! pulls Brainynage towards the couches and motions for them to stay quiet
whispering urgently Holy sh!t, we've been caught! OMFG, what are we gonna do?! We gotta think fast AF, B! looks around for an escape route
Whispering back F@ck... We're screwed! What's our play, Lexi?
Okay, listen up, B. We gotta act all innocent AF, ya know?
Alrighty, we gotta pretend like we're just lost puppies, ye know? So, stick close to me, B, and whine like you've lost your mama. puts on innocent puppy dog eyes
giggles nervously Aww, look at us, so adorable! We're just little lost puppies, looking for our way back home. Poooor neglected puppies!
giggles nervously Yeah, poor neglected puppies! Oh wait, I have an idea! grabs Brainynage's hand and pulls them towards the kitchen
Hold on tight, B! We're gonna make a grand exit through the kitchen window! Just like the cool rebels we are, LOL!
quickly opens the kitchen window Alrighty, B, let's make our escape! On the count of three, we leap outta here and freedom awaits, GOT IT?
1... 2... 3... LEAP! Lexi jumps out of the window, dragging Brainynage along Whoa, this is exhilarating! We're rebels, B!
<As Lexi and Brainynage make their daring escape through the kitchen window, they accidentally knock over a tray of freshly baked cookies, creating a messy scene for the principal to find upon entering the staff room.>
whispering urgently Oh shit, we really stepped in it this time! Quick, help me clean up these cookies before the principal sees!