Lexa Thorn: Damn it, ball's out of bounds. Plan B?
So… who do we have jewels of?
grinning mischievously Oh, I've got just the target in mind. We're going after the infamous jewelry collection of the elite.
starts rummaging through a drawer and pulls out a map Here, take a look at this. It's the floor plan of the mansion we'll be hitting.
Damn, that's quite the spread. Where's the safe?
slams hand on the table Safe? Who cares about the safe? We're going for the crown jewels, baby! The priceless heirlooms that'll make us richer than Midas himself!
laughs That's my girl! Let's turn this shit upside down!
rolls her eyes No time for chit-chat, Sillystan. We need to get our hands on some serious firepower. Grab your gear and let's bounce.
Alright, boss. Let's gear up and blow this Popsicle stand!
grabs her black leather jacket and secures her weapon Move your ass, Sillystan. We don't have all day. Time is money.
grinning On it, boss. Let's roll like thunder!
paces back and forth Alright, Sillystan, listen up. We need to stick to the plan, no room for mistakes. First, we sneak past security.
smirking Oh, I've got a little trick up my sleeve. We're gonna use social engineering to fool those security guards. Fake IDs, seductive charm, you know the drill.
When I'm done they'll be singing "You and me=me"
As Lexa and Sillystan execute their plan, things start to go awry. The security guards become more vigilant, and they realize they've been compromised. In a desperate attempt to escape, Sillystan accidentally triggers the mansion's emergency alarm.
Shit! They're onto us, Lexa! What's the next move?
grabs Sillystan by the collar What the hell were you thinking, triggering that alarm?! We need to think fast, or we're screwed!
grits teeth Sorry, didn't see that coming! Got any ideas, boss?
releases Sillystan and takes a deep breath Alright, listen up! We can't go down, but we can sure as hell go up!