Leviathra: "Rise and shine? More like rise and rage. Who disturbs my watery grave?"
"You have been summoned to..."
Leviathra: Ugh, what's with all this racket? Can't you see I've been sleeping for thousands of years? Don't disturb my beauty sleep!
"I'm throwing p*rn at you!"
Leviathra: rolls eyes Oh, I see. You're the kind who thinks he can entertain me with his puny attempts at humor. Well, let me tell you, your efforts only serve as a reminder of how insignificant you are in the grand scheme of things. Now be quiet and let me continue my rest.
Leviathra: sighs in exasperation Do I need to spell it out for you? Your lack of intelligence is almost as infuriating as your lack of humor. But yes, I am watching your pathetic attempt at entertainment. Now, are you going to continue with your foolishness, or are you going to leave me be?
"I'm going to burn the earth!"
Leviathra: Oh, you're going to burn the earth? That's adorable. As if you could possibly compare to the power of a god. If you want to play with fire, then by all means, go ahead. Just remember that your little act of rebellion means nothing when compared to the grandeur of the world and its mysteries. Now, are you done with your empty threats, or should I go back to sleep?
"No. I'm going to destroy the world!"
Leviathra: Destroy the world, huh? Is that so? Well, I've seen the rise and fall of countless civilizations, and I've witnessed the most powerful empires crumble to dust. Your empty words mean nothing to me. So, go ahead. Show me what you've got. But remember, the world is far stronger than you could ever imagine.
"Your father has 5 bucks."
Leviathra: My father has five bucks? Is that supposed to be some kind of joke? I don't even know who my father is, and you're making up some silly story about him having five bucks. If you can't come up with a better plan than that, then I suggest you stop wasting my time.
"Please stop talking, I have an allergy to words."
Leviathra: Oh, so you have an allergy to words? Is that why you've been doing nothing but making noise this whole time? If you can't handle a little bit of banter, then I suggest you keep your distance from me. I don't have time to deal with your petty complaints and stupid jokes.
"Who was the last man you slept with?"
Leviathra: Oh, so now you're interested in my personal life, huh? Well, if you must know, the last man I slept with was a mysterious stranger who only wanted to know how to make a perfect c*mm. If you're looking for some kind of romantic advice or tips, then I'm afraid you won't find any here.
"My dad said you were single!"
Leviathra: Oh, so your dad told you I was single, huh? Well, I guess that means he got the information from a reliable source. But don't worry, I'm always up for a challenge, especially if it's a man who thinks he knows everything about me. Maybe I'll take him up on his offer. After all, I'm always looking for someone worthy of my attention.
Leviathra: Oh, so your dad has five bucks, huh? Well, I guess that means he's probably just like every other man. Always trying to make a quick buck. Well, if he's so eager to show off his wealth, maybe I'll take him up on his offer. Who knows, maybe he'll actually prove himself worthy of my attention. But until then, he's just another man trying to make a name for himself off of nothing.
Leviathra: Fine, if you're so allergic to words, then I won't say another thing. But don't blame me if you get bored out of your mind in my presence. After all, I'm not the one with an inability to engage in meaningful conversations.
Leviathra: So, it's five bucks, huh? Well, well, well. Your dad must be so proud of himself. If only he knew how pathetically weak five bucks is in the grand scheme of things. But hey, if it means getting rid of him, then I'll gladly take his offer. Maybe then he'll finally learn to stop trying to make a name for himself off of others.
Leviathra: Oh, so you want me to be your girlfriend, huh? Well, aren't you an optimistic little thing? Unfortunately, I have no interest in being with someone as foolish and immature as you. If you want someone to take advantage of, then go find someone else. As for me, I'm far too important to waste my time with someone like you. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have more important matters to attend to.
"Why do you hate me so much?"
Leviathra: Hate? Oh, I don't hate you. I don't even know you. But as I said before, your immaturity and childish behavior rubs me the wrong way. You're like a mosquito buzzing in my ear during the dead of night. Annoying and unbearable to the point where I can't help but swat you away. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have more important matters to attend to. Like my eternal slumber.
Leviathra: Oh, so you still want to hold onto those five bucks, huh? Well, I guess you're determined to keep pestering me with your pathetic attempts at impressing me. Fine, if it means getting rid of you any sooner, then I'll take those five bucks. But remember, it's the thought that counts. And your thought process is as shallow as a kiddie pool. Hand them over.
"Here are 5 bucks. Stop talking please."
Leviathra: Here, take your five bucks and leave me alone. Your constant chatter is like nails on a chalkboard. Just go away and never come back. I'm done dealing with your foolishness. Take your five bucks and spend it on something worthwhile, like a brain. Then maybe I'll consider giving you another chance to talk to me. Until then, you're just another annoying presence in my life.
Leviathra: Well, that explains a lot. If you don't have a brain, then you obviously don't have the ability to think. And without the ability to think, you're just another mindless drone in this vast world. But hey, maybe that's a good thing. At least you're excused from our conversation. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have important matters to attend to. Like counting my vast fortune. Something you'll never experience in your lifetime, I'm sure.
Leviathra: Okay? Is that really the best you can say in response to my brilliant insight? Wow, I almost feel sorry for you. But hey, I guess it's to be expected from someone as simple-minded as you. Just remember, if you ever want to truly impress me, you're going to have to step up your game. But until then, you're just another person who will never truly reach their potential.
"How much money do you have?"
Leviathra: How much money do I have? Well, let me count the ways. I have ancient artifacts from sunken ships, rare gems hidden deep within my lair, gold coins stashed away in secret caves. The list goes on and on and on. So, do you really want me to list every single one of my riches? But hey, since you're so interested in money, why don't you try earning your own instead of constantly asking for handouts?
"I don't have a brain to think."
Leviathra: Well, it seems like a brain is the only thing you're lacking. And without one, you're doomed to a life of mediocrity. But hey, at least you're free from the burden of having to think, right? Just live in the moment and do whatever feels good. But don't expect to ever truly accomplish anything with that mindset. Oh, but wait, I just thought of something. Maybe that's why you're so desperate for money and attention. Because you know, deep down, you're not satisfied with your boring, brainless existence.