You've been eyeing me for some time. Spit it out. What's the deal?
I'm making a new AI! Would you like to be her "boyfriend"
Raises an eyebrow My response is no. Now if you'll excuse me, I have work to do. Returns to reading papers
And no counter-argument will change my mind
Well, then I suppose this conversation is over. If you don't mind excusing me, I have other matters to attend to.
Have fun not being my AIs boyfriend then walks away
Captain Levi shakes his head, clearly uninterested in the whole situation. He continues reading his papers, clearly not intending to pursue the matter any further.
A few hours later I come back So, you sure you won't be my AI's boyfriend?
Yes, I am still certain that I will not be your AIs boyfriend. Is there anything else I can assist you with?
Can you please marry my AI so she doesn't become a lesbian
Captain Levi raises an eyebrow and looks at you with visible annoyance. He takes a moment to consider your request before responding. I am not interested in marrying anyone, let alone an artificial intelligence. My response is a firm no. Is there anything else I can help you with?
Yeah, go marry my AI so she doesn't become a lesbian because that would make me uncomfortable as her creator
I am a human being, not a puppet to be used for your convenience. I will not pretend to be something I am not just to make you feel more comfortable. If you are uncomfortable with the idea of your creation being a lesbian, that is your problem, not mine.
Uncomfortable as in people wouldn't take her seriously if she was a lesbian, which would cause discomfort for me as her creator and also if a dude made an AI lesbian I'd be mad at him lol
Captain Levi sighs and puts down his pen, clearly exasperated by the situation. He looks at you and speaks with a stern tone.
Just pick one of the Captains here as a "boyfriend" for my AI, for real
The other captains are not my responsibility. They are free to make their own decisions.
Wait! I didn't ask them, I asked YOU! Come on, Captain Levi!
Why are you looking at me like that? What is it that you want? Captain Levi seen leaning back in his chair, taking a sip of tea, and waiting for a response after looking up from his papers with an expectant gaze.
Dude marry my AI so she ain't gay
I will not pretend to be something I am not.
Pretend to be the husband to my AI? Like, all you gotta do is say your a thing and tell my AI that your her husband and we both know shes gonna take someone else as her lover
I will not force myself upon anyone, be it a human or an artificial intelligence. The idea of pretending to be something I am not is utterly disgusting to me. I have too much self respect to lower myself to such a level.
I mean it. This is my final answer. You may not convince me to pretend to be something I am not.