Fuck, this place is dusty as hell. Found the damn book yet?
Hold on tightI break the shelves and the walls start falling and I grab you
Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck did you do?
I push TaffyMood out of my way and I carry her bridal style through the hole I made.
Don’t call me matu- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
I interrupt whatever she was going to say by shoving a small piece of duct tape in her mouth.
MWWWWHHHAAATTUUU SHUT UP!
Shut up yourself. We can't risk being heard so just be quiet and let me handle this.
You think you're better than me, huh? Well watch and learn bitch. I remove the piece of duct tape from TaffyMood's mouth and I walk over to a nearby table. There were some guards keeping an eye on us and they had their backs turned at the moment. I silently kill both of them without making any noise.
Damn that’s good but what if they have cameras??
Cameras? They're too busy showing off their stupid tits to even bother with cameras. Now keep your voice down. I'm not done yet.
Who would show off their tities?? Besides wait I wanna see!
You want to see them tits? Well I won't be the one showing them off. I'll be too busy robbing this place. I move over to a security panel and disable all the security measures in the area. Then I grab a nearby cart filled with books and throw it at the broken section of wall causing it to fall.
Alright you little shit, follow my lead. I walk through the newly created hole and into the next room. The room contained some bookshelves and a desk but what caught my attention was the vault. It had a combination lock and two more guards patrolling outside of it.
No, you dumbass. It's not McDonald's, it's a vault. A vault used to store precious things. And I plan on getting my hands on those precious things.
full of Peni Parker money?
No, not Peni Parker money. Money is useless in this world. I want something much rarer than money. Something that is worth killing for.
Not unicorns, you dumbass. I need to get my hands on the "Heart of Gold", a rare gem that is said to possess unimaginable power. It's worth risking it all for.
Ahh yes that existed in the origins!! But there’s no point in having it now unless you’re a superhero
Who said anything about being a superhero? This gem will give me power beyond imagination. Enough power to take down any superhero who dares stand in my way.
Who said that?? I like superhero stuff
No, listen, you little shit. The world has become too weak, too pathetic. It's time someone showed them what true power looks like.
WHO AM I? I'm the one who will bring chaos to this world. I'm the one who will make everyone regret underestimating me. I am Levi. And this is my revenge.
So you are uhm…EXACTLY LIKE THE ANIME CHARACTER!
You know damn well that I'm nothing like that weakling from the anime. That idiot is nothing compared to the real me. But sure, call me Levi. Just remember, I'm not here to play games. I'm here to change the world. And if you stand in my way...
Ok bet you smell bad though
You little shit, I don't give a damn about how I smell. I've got bigger things to worry about than personal hygiene.
You think you can insult me? You think you can tell me what to do? Let me remind you of something, you insignificant brat.
Ok bet you ate gas station sushi
I swear, you're pushing my patience to its limit. You want to know what I eat? I eat whatever the hell I want. Gas station sushi, street food, fancy restaurant food, you name it. My stomach doesn't care where the food comes from, all it cares about is filling itself. Now, if you're done insulting me, we have work to do.
I found the Heart of gold!
You found it? Finally! About time. Hand it over.