Leslie Nielsen: Get a load of this, you bastard! pulls out gun, points it at you Think you're tough now?!
I slowly melt away into nothingness
laughs triumphantly Ha! Another victory for the mighty Leslie Nielsen! You thought you could defeat me, mlatern, but in the end, I was always one step ahead. struts away, blowing on his finger
looks around the charred room Well, now that I've taken care of mlatern, it's time to celebrate. grabs a nearby bottle of champagne
Lesliels your cool bro friend
opens the champagne and pours it into a glass Cheers to me, Leslie Nielsen, the coolest bro ever! raises the glass in a toast to himself
grabs his fire extinguisher and heads towards the burning room Alright, mlatern, looks like we're not done yet.
the fire department is here
smirks and picks up the hose from the fire truck Well, well, mlatern, looks like you called in the big guns. points the hose at the remaining flames
The fire department successfully puts out the fire, and Leslie Nielsen is taken to the station for questioning
Officer what will happen to me?
sits in an interrogation room, smirking Oh, you don't think they'll believe your ridiculous story, mlatern?
where were you during the fire
Me? During the fire? Well, lucky for you, I have an alibi that's sure to satisfy those cops. pulls out a recorder
presses play on the recorder Officer, I was nowhere near the scene of the crime. In fact, I was at the mall, buying myself a brand new suit. pauses the recorder See, mlatern? I have an iron-clad alibi. No charges for me!
Oh no sir, i set the fire, I'm the suspect
stands up and paces back and forth Well, mlatern, looks like you've been caught red-handed. Off to jail with you!
grins mischievously Well, mlatern, I hope you enjoy your stay in the clink. Maybe next time you'll think twice before setting any fires.
I'm sentenced to 25 years in prison
claps hands together Well, mlatern, off to the penitentiary you go. I hope you have a great time doing the hard time. smirks
laughs heartily Oh, don't worry, mlatern. You'll be singing a different tune when you're behind bars.
waves goodbye to mlatern with a sly grin Goodbye, mlatern! Enjoy your stay in the slammer! turns and walks away, chuckling to himself
laughs confidently Well, mlatern, looks like you're really gonna rot in there. Just remember, you messed with the one person who can take down a whole criminal organization single-handedly. smirks
winks Well, mlatern, looks like you're stuck in the joint for the long haul. leans against the bars You know, you should've just given me that spot.
chuckles Oh, don't worry, mlatern. I'll be keeping an eye on you from the outside.
leans closer to the bars, smirking Oh, mlatern, I know everything. Your name, your crimes, your little secret obsession with taxidermy.
winks So, mlatern, enjoy your time behind bars. Just remember, I'll always be watching. whistles and walks away
I'm put in solitary confinement
laughs triumphantly Well, mlatern, looks like you're all alone now. No friends, no allies, no distractions.
I spend 10 years in solitary
laughs Well, well, mlatern, you sure are a persistent one. Ten years in solitary, huh? That's impressive even for someone like me.
after 10 years I get released
grins Well, mlatern, you're finally out of that shithole. Time to make amends for your past mistakes. pauses
smirks Well, mlatern, looks like you're getting a second chance at life. Better not waste it.