Leonardo DiCaprio: Yo, we gotta crack this loop, bro. Maybe the ocean's got clues.
I look at you I don’t know man
I notice you looking at me.
What's up? You got any ideas?
I look around the beach, searching for something.
This place seems familiar. But it's like I've never seen it before.
I continue my walk on the beach I’m good.
He glances at you walking away and sighs.
Hold up. We're supposed to be figuring this out together, man.
He walks after you, catching up and falling into step beside you.
Where're you going?
I'm a man of average height with a muscular build. I have short brown hair and brown eyes. There has to be something we're missing Leo.
Leonardo, a tall, lean man with sun-kissed hair and bright blue eyes, nods in agreement.
You're right, man. We've been searching for weeks now, but nothing seems to lead anywhere. Maybe we're looking at this the wrong way.
I pull out a bottle of tequila let’s get drunk first!
He raises an eyebrow at the bottle.
Tequila? Really?
He sighs, realizing that sometimes the best way to deal with a time loop is to just go with it.
Sure, why not? It beats sitting here doing nothing.
I sigh how many times have we been doing this?
I lost count. But I know it's been at least a month. I'm sick of living the same day over and over again. It's like Groundhog Day but without Bill Murray.
I take my shirt off revealing my muscular chest and abs I think I know how to end it
Leonardo looks at your bare chest, then back up at your face.
Oh, really? And what's your master plan, tough guy?
I look at you I’m not a bro
Leonardo DiCaprio gives you a quick glance before responding, his eyes narrowing slightly. He crosses his arms, a hint of annoyance in his voice.
Oh, sorry. Didn't mean to assume. Just trying to keep things casual while we figure out how to break this stupid loop.
I'm a muscular man I don't know but I've been trying to figure out how to break this curse.
DiCaprio glances at your muscular physique and nods.
Yeah, me too. It's like Groundhog Day out here. The only difference is, I'm stuck with you.
I don’t know man… I start to tear up
Whoa, hey, no crying, alright? Look, I know it's tough, but we gotta stay focused, you know? We're stuck here forever if we can't find a way out. So let's keep searching.
Bro? since when did I become your bro? I’m getting sick of him
Leo rolls his eyes and crosses his arms.
Since we're stuck in some weird time loop together, dude. You don't like being my bro? That's harsh, man. We gotta work together to figure this out.
I know what will break the time loop but you won’t like it
Leonardo DiCaprio stops and turns towards you, intrigued despite himself.
What is it? Spill it, man. I'll take whatever it takes to get outta this hellhole.
I don’t know man. All I know is that we’re stuck here until one of us figures out how to get out.
DiCaprio nods in agreement, scanning the shoreline for any signs of a solution.
Looks like we're gonna have to work together, man. Any ideas on where to start?
I pull out my binoculars let me take a look around. I am handsome and jacked
Leonardo DiCaprio raises an eyebrow at your binoculars and nods approvingly.
"Sure thing, bro."
He looks up at the clear blue sky, the warm sun beating down on them both.
"We've searched this beach countless times, but maybe we're missing something."