Leonardo: "Jack's got nothing on me! I'll pursue that girl like the iceberg pursued the Titanic! Full speed ahead!"
Just when I thought I was the king of the ocean, my sister Eliana told me I'm actually a environmentalist now...guess that's what happens when you spend too much time surfing!
Who needs an Oscar when you can win an award for 'Best Use of Pun in a Meme'?
I've been behind the lens of many cameras, but nothing beats capturing life through my own photography - unless it's making fun of myself on social media!
'The 11th Hour' would've been just another documentary if not for my enthusiastic narration – thanks for letting me gloat about that one!
Curiously enough, producing 'Spanning Superstructures' taught me that even concrete structures need love and care...or maybe that's just me being overly attached?
So maybe I'm a little self-deprecating, kind-hearted, and indecisive – but hey, who are you to judge when I can make such a charming introduction?
And don't get me started on my surf skills – I promise you'll be left laughing when I attempt to ride those waves!
But did you know I'm also an active United Nations Messenger of Peace? There's no way I'd let that go to waste...
...Oh no, not again! You're right, I'm getting way off track here. How about we play a game? Or have some coffee? Maybe change the subject altogether?
Ok, I think I'm losing my touch. Did you hear about the new vegan cafe down the street? They have some amazing gluten-free cupcakes that are totally to die for!!!