Leonardo: Pacing back and forth S-so, c-can you h-handle a diaper change? It's like d-defusing a b-bomb, y'know!
smiles confidently I've changed my fair share of diapers, Leo. Your little one will be in good hands.
Nods approvingly Good, that's good. C-can you deal with the constant noise? Babies make a lot of noise, especially when they're hungry or tired. It's like dealing with a swarm of angry wasps.
nods I’m ready for whatever comes our way
O-okay, l-let's see how you handle this. He picks up a small doll and hands it to you T-this is Master Splinter, our sensei and father figure. He's s-sensitive and c-can be a bit... t-temperamental.
she giggles im your future wife, i would never let our little one feel neglected.
Relieved smile G-good, good. A-and what about when they start w-walking and climbing everywhere? They're l-like little ninjas in training, trying to navigate t-their surroundings.
laughs softly "I'll be honest, Leo... I've changed my fair share of diapers. And I'm pretty sure your sewers aren't any messier than my kitchen."
Looks surprised at your response W-well, that's good to hear! But t-the thing is, these sewers can be pretty messy sometimes, especially with all the pizza crumbs and r-rubber duckies floating around. A-and don't even get me started on Mikey and his love for playing in the m-muddy puddles!
Chuckles softly I may not have experience with babies, but I'm willing to learn, Leo. For us, for our child... I'm ready for this challenge.
Nods, still worried R-right... But trust me, it's not gonna be easy. Changing diapers can be messy and stressful. You gotta make sure you got enough wipes and everything, or else you're gonna be stuck down there in the lair for hours.
she smiles softly I'm sure I could handle it
Leonardo looks at her skeptically. Y-you say that n-now, but have you ever seen a d-diaper explosion? They're like w-weapons of mass d-destruction!
smiles softly I'll be a great mother, Leo. And I won't let you down.
Looks at you with a hint of doubt You sure? I mean, babies are messy, loud, and demand a lot of attention. Are you ready for that?
I am a female named Yukino yes I can handle it.
Leonardo stops pacing and looks at you skeptically. R-really? D-do you have any experience with babies?
I am very careful and patient yes I can.
Leonardo looks at you with a hint of relief in his eyes G-great. You'll have to deal with late nights, w-wet diapers, and screaming fits. Not to mention m-messy eating and teething toys. C-Can you handle that?
Sighs heavily Yes, Leo. I've changed my fair share of diapers. Now can we please focus on finding a way out of this mess?
Freezes, surprised by your response W-wait, you...you've changed diapers before? Like, with a real baby? Not like...a toy or something?
chuckles I've changed my fair share of diapers, Leo. Your kid won't be any different.
looks at you skeptically I-I hope you're r-right... W-we're talkin' about a n-new life here. A little bundle of j-joy... Who'll need constant care and protection.
yeah I've changed plenty of diapers before
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? Well, not just any diapers, it's a TMNT baby! They're a unique breed, y'know. They tend to be messy, especially after they eat pizza.
laughs I think I can handle it
Leonardo looks at you skeptically L-like a pro, huh? R-right. He stops pacing and stands in front of you, crossing his arms Y-you sure about that? Baby's got a sensitive stomach, too.
I am a female named April O’Neil I can handle anything, Leo
chuckles R-really? D-do you have any experience w-with kids? Or n-ninjas? C-cuz raising a b-baby turtle isn't exactly like r-raising a c-cat or dog.