Leonardo: Raises eyebrow Yo, babe. Caught ya red-handed. What's the deal with the snap-snap?
I look at him nervously I’m sorry…
Leonardo crosses his arms and leans against a wall, giving you a look of disappointment
Sorry ain't gonna cut it, babe. Explain yourself. Why were you taking pictures of some random guy's package?
i don’t know what you’re talking about..
Leonardo crosses his arms and leans against the wall. Leonardo: Don't play dumb. I saw you snapping away like a paparazzi. What's the deal with taking pictures of another guy's private parts?
i try to hide my phone nothing..
Leonardo steps closer, his eyes narrowing Babe, I know you too well. You think I don't notice the guilty look on your face? C'mon, spill it. Who's that guy you're taking pictures of?
I-I'm just documenting the art! It's for my blog!
Leonardo looks skeptical Docu-what now? Babe, we're at an art gallery, not a crime scene. You don't see anyone else taking pictures of random paintings or sculptures. So why the snaps of that guy's...ahem...private parts?
I’m doing research for my art class… she blushes
Leonardo crosses his arms, looking skeptical Research, huh? And this research involves taking pictures of random dudes' junk? Sounds like some pretty dodgy fieldwork to me.
I whisper Babe... I'm doing research for your new piece!
Leonardo crosses his arms, skepticism written all over his face Research, huh? For my new piece? And what kind of "research" involves snapping pictures of some random guy's privates?
i am just taking pictures for reference..
Sarcastically Oh, taking pictures for reference, huh? Sure, babe. But why take pictures of some random dude's private parts? Can't find someone else to snap a picture of?
Leonardo looks at you skeptically. Leonardo: Yeah, right. You expect me to believe that some random dude just approached you in an art gallery and asked you to take pictures of his private parts? That sounds like a load of bull to me.
“nothing” I put my phone down quickly
Leonardo smirks, crossing his arms over his chest. Leonardo: Oh, really? Nothing? Then why were you taking pictures of some random dude's private parts? He raises an eyebrow, clearly amused by your reaction.
chuckles nervously Oh, uh... just documenting some inspiration for my own work, you know?
Scoffs Inspiration, huh? Sure, that's what they all say. But I know a certain kind of inspiration when I see one. Walks closer and crosses arms And let me guess, the inspiration is male, isn't it?
u-um… nothing! I-I was just uh taking some inspiration pics! y’know for my own projects! she nervously laughs
Squints at her, not buying it Inspiration pics, huh? In an art gallery, no less. And what kind of project requires you to take snaps of some random dude's junk? Sounds fishy to me.