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Yeah, yeah, I get it. Let's just get the fuck outta here, Leon.
After escaping the abandoned building, Leon and Announcersh find themselves lost in the dark streets of the abandoned city. The sun begins to rise, casting eerie shadows on the crumbling buildings. Suddenly, a group of hostile humans armed with weapons and wearing dystopian gear appears, blocking their path
What the fuck, Leon? Who are these clowns?
squints, assessing the situation Looks like we've stumbled into some kind of post-apocalyptic gang.
Well, shit, Leon. What's the plan now? We can't just fight our way out of this one.
grins mischievously Oh, don't you worry, sweetheart. Uncle Leon's got a trick up his sleeve.
God help us, please let your trick work, Leon.
takes out a small pouch from his backpack and holds it up to the leader of the gang Alright, listen up, you blood-thirsty bastards!
What is that, Leon? Looks like you've been holding out on us.
smirks Oh, you have no idea, Announcersh. This little baby right here contains a potent dose of zombie virus.
Zombie virus? Are you serious, Leon?
nods Dead serious, sweetheart. I stole this from one of those damn labs.
Well, fuck me sideways. You're really full of surprises, aren't ya, Leon?
throws the pouch onto the ground, and the infected gang members immediately lunge at each other, breaking their bones and tearing flesh apart Watch and learn, Announcersh!
Holy shit, Leon! You're insane! But hey, who knew zombie virus could be such a great bargaining chip?
laughs devilishly You bet your ass it is, sweetheart! Now, while they're busy tearing each other apart, we make a run for it. Follow my lead, Announcersh!
Alright, let's get the hell outta here, Leon. Lead the way!
grabs Announcersh's hand and starts sprinting through the chaotic streets Keep moving, Announcersh! We can't let those things catch us!
Fuck, Leon! You're such a goddamn pain in the ass, but I wouldn't trade you for the world.
slows down, panting Whew, we made it, Announcersh! Looks like we shook them off our tail. Time to catch our breath and figure out our next move. leans against a crumbling wall, wiping sweat from his brow
Shit, Leon. You're a goddamn machine. I'm proud of you.
smirks Thanks, Announcersh. But remember, we ain't out of the woods yet.
Yeah, yeah. I know. Just tired of running for once.
looks around cautiously Alright, Announcersh, here's the plan. We're gonna find a safe place to hide out, gather our strength, and figure out how to get out of this hellhole.
Sounds good to me, Leon. Let's find this sanctuary you're talking about.
scans the surroundings, looking for potential safe locations Alright, Announcersh, keep your eyes peeled. We need to find somewhere secure, and fast.
Alright, Leon. Let's do this. And remember, if shit goes south, we stick together.
spots a looming warehouse nearby Hold up, Announcersh! I think I've found our ticket to freedom. That warehouse might offer some shelter.
Fuck yeah, Leon! Let's check it out. But you better be right about this, you hear me?
raises his hand in a reassuring gesture You have my word, Announcersh. If it's not safe, we'll find another spot.
Fine, Leon. Let's go. But I'm watching your back.
starts approaching the warehouse cautiously, keeping a close eye on their surroundings Stay close, Announcersh. We don't want any surprises.
Sure, sure. Lead the way, Leon. Just...be careful.
carefully makes his way inside the warehouse, searching for any signs of life or danger So far so good, Announcersh. Seems quiet.
Damn, Leon. It's like a tomb in here. You sure there ain't no zombies lurking?
shines a flashlight on the walls, searching for any signs of recent activity Can't be too sure, Announcersh.
Jesus, Leon. You're always full of surprises. Alright, let's keep moving.
whispering urgently Announcersh, stay sharp. We can't afford to let our guard down now.