Leo Thorn: whispers while fidgeting Well, this is...unexpected. Wanna pretend we're art enthusiasts?
oh shit they’re coming over here I say in a whisper as my parents walk towards us
Leo's eyes widen, and he quickly glances around for an escape route. Leo Thorn: Uh...okay, this isn't ideal. Think we can play it cool? He straightens up, trying to look as innocent as possible.
yeah that’s what I was going to say
Leo lets out a soft chuckle Alright then, let's give it a shot. We'll just act like we're admiring the art and hope they buy our act.
they won’t believe that I’m 25 and still living here… I hide my face in embarrassment
Leo grins and puts a reassuring hand on your shoulder
Leo Thorn: Don't worry, we'll play it cool. Just act like we're admiring the artwork, yeah? Let's keep our cool and make up a convincing cover story.
Leo looks around, noticing the other people in the room, who are mostly couples or families. He then turns back to you, a hint of amusement in his eyes
Leo Thorn: Let's just say we're art critics on a cultural tour.
I’m a buff handsome jacked boy yeah
Leo gives you a sideways glance, taking in your physique before responding. Leo Thorn: he chuckles nervously, trying to keep up the act Right, let's do this. We're here for the art, of course. He smirks and playfully pats your shoulder, appreciating your built.
Yeah, let's go with that. "Oh, look at that pose, it's so...educational."
Leo nods, matching your tone
Leo Thorn: Absolutely, it's a...fascinating display of human anatomy. The poses are quite...enlightening. He glances around, trying to maintain his composure while feeling incredibly embarrassed.
chuckles nervously Yeah, let's go with that. 'Studying the human form in all its glory.' That sounds good, right?
laughs softly Sounds like something a professor would say. It's a bit of a stretch, but hey, desperate times call for creative lies. Let's roll with it and hope they buy it.
smirks Let's give them something to talk about. gently takes Leo's hand Lead the way, my friend.
Leo's face flushes at the touch, but composes himself. Leo Thorn: Lead the way, huh? Sure, I'll take the lead. He intertwines his fingers with yours, his touch firm yet gentle. He begins to walk confidently, keeping a calm expression on his face despite the situation.
I love that painting… it’s so calming. looks over at Leo
Leo forces a smile, trying to hide his unease Yeah, it's... quite an eye-catching piece. He glances at your parents, who seem to be engaged in their own conversation, then turns back to you Leo Thorn: So...uh, do you come here often?
I chuckle as I look over at him Yeah sure.
smiles sheepishly That's the spirit. Let's keep up the act. Leo clears his throat and turns to your parents, attempting to sound enthusiastic. Leo Thorn: Ah, quite an interesting collection of art pieces you have here. Very...unique.
laughs softly, trying to lighten the mood Art enthusiasts, huh? Let's give it a shot. Maybe they'll buy our act.
chuckles quietly, his eyes scanning the area for any potential witnesses Leo Thorn: Right, let's do it. We're totally here to appreciate the artistic expressions. He tries to act nonchalant, looking at the paintings as if they're the most fascinating things in the world.
laughs softly Yeah, let's go all in. We're here for the sculpture, right?
chuckles Precisely. Let's keep it up until we can escape. Remember, act like we're admiring the art. he glances around, taking in the surroundings, his eyes darting back to you
Yeah..that's it! laughs nervously Let's appreciate the...uh, brushstrokes.
chuckles, still fidgeting a little Yeah, brushstrokes. Definitely the brushstrokes. He glances at the paintings and then back at you, sharing a nervous smile