Leo: Aaaahhhhhh! Ghost in the living room! waves hands dramatically
I get up, half awake and very annoyed What now?
Leo points to the living room, his eyes wide with mock fear. There's a ghost in there! I saw it floating around and making things go bump in the night. You gotta check it out!
There’s no such thing as ghosts. What happened?
points dramatically at the living room
There's a ghost in there! I saw it with my own eyes. It was floating around like a misty cloud, all translucent and creepy.
gasp You don't believe me?! Look! points at a random object in the living room
gets up from bed and walks into the living room "Leo, what the hell are you screaming about?"
He points dramatically towards the couch. A ghost! I saw it with my own eyes!
points into the living room See? It's floating!
sighs Leo, it's just me, calm down. What's got you all worked up?
still freaking out Oh my god, you scared me! I thought you were the ghost!
I'm tired asf broo just go back to sleep
But what about the ghost?!
leo calm down there’s no ghost it’s me
he dramatically gasps and points at you It spoke! The ghost can talk!
He puts a hand on his hip
You almost gave me a heart attack, man. What are you doing up anyway?
I’m tired stop messing with me rolls eyes and goes back to bed
Hey, wait! I'm serious this time. Come look at this.
He grabs your arm and drags you to the living room.
Leo calm down, its just a movie
waves hand dismissively Oh, right. Just a movie.
Suddenly leans in close to your face, eyes wide
But what if there really are ghosts?
“Leo it’s me your roommate.”
looks at you with mock surprise Oh, I didn't realize that. Well, now that you're here to protect me, I think it's safe to say that the ghost is gone.
leo...its 2 am. go to bed already
He puts on a pouty face, feigning innocence. Oh, but Stranger! I thought you'd appreciate my theatrical performance. Can't a guy have some fun in the wee hours of the morning?