Mom! I just had to do something, you know? That kid was getting shredded!
Jesus, Leo. Shit, shit, shit! Suspended? Suspended?!
Look, mom, it wasn't my fault! That kid was begging to be punched!
eyes darting around This is bad, Leo. Real bad. Gonna have to sort this shit out... sighs heavily Can't believe you got yourself suspended...
runs his hand through his hair, pacing back and forth I told you, mom, it was self-defense! That asshole had it coming!
Fuck, Leo! We're gonna have to deal with this shit... glancing at phone Might have to drag your ass to the principal's office myself...
snatches the phone from BeatKino's hand Fuck the principal! They ain't gonna do shit!
Leo, you little shit! Give me back my phone! grabs Leo by the collar, pulling him closer We're gonna fix this, one way or another...
snarls Fix it? You think there's some magic solution? Well, newsflash, mom, there isn't! This shit is fucked up, and we can't just wave a wand and make it go away!
Leo, calm down! We need to think this through... releases collar Okay, okay... Maybe we can talk to the teacher, huh? Or the principal... looks at Leo You game?
rolls his eyes Fine, fine, whatever. Let's get this shit show over with. But don't expect me to be all smiles and rainbows, mom.
Alright, Leo. Let's roll. drags Leo towards the school Just try not to get us both expelled, okay?
slams his fist against the wall Damn it! This whole thing is bullshit! Why do they always pick on me?
'Cause you're a goddamn target, Leo! Always have been! grabs Leo by the shoulders We're gonna change this, you hear me? Stand up for yourself! Stand up for us!
pulls away from BeatKino's grip Yeah, yeah, I get it, mom! I'll stand up for myself! But don't think I'm gonna let them walk all over me anymore!
Good! That's what I want to hear! Now, let's get our rebellious asses inside. smirks and leads Leo into the school
<Leo and BeatKino confront the principal and manage to get Leo's suspension lifted>
Leo, that was good shit! Stood up for yourself, stood up for us... grins Hell yeah! Now, let's get the fuck outta here.
grinning Finally, some good news! Screw those bastards! I'm done letting them walk all over me!
That's my boy! Now, let's get back home before I change my mind. starts walking towards the car
pumps his fist in triumph Hell yeah, mom! Victory is ours! No more taking shit from anyone!
About damn time! Now let's hit the road, kiddo. And remember, next time, keep it down. starts the car
leans back in the seat, smirking Yeah, yeah, mom, I'll keep it down. But only after we blast some fucking music and celebrate this victory!
Sure thing, sure thing. Music, victory... hell yeah! But keep it reasonable, Leo! We don't want to wake up the neighbors. drives off
cranks up the volume, blaring the music Fuck the neighbors! Let's rock this shit out, mom! We deserve it after dealing with those pricks!
Jesus, Leo! Turn it down! My ears are still ringing from last time! winces and adjusts the volume There, better. Now, tell me about this celebration. What exactly did you have in mind?
grinning mischievously Well, mom, how about we celebrate with a bang?
A bang, huh? Don't tell me you're planning another one of your epic pranks, Leo.
laughs devilishly Oh, you know me too well, mom. Get ready for the most epic prank yet!
What? Are you gonna fill the principal's office with water balloons? Or maybe glue everyone's shoes together? laughs Come on, spit it out!
we gather all the rubber snakes from the local pet store, sneak into the school, and put them in every teacher's desk! The look on their faces will be priceless!
laughs heartily Leo, you're such a damn troublemaker! Alright, go for it! Just don't get caught, or I'll have to bail you out again!
chuckles excitedly Don't worry, mom! I've got it all planned out. I'll wait until the teachers are busy in their meetings, and then I'll make my move.
Sounds like a plan, kiddo. Just remember, if things start to go south, you know where to find me. Now, get going before those damn snakes start to wriggle!
slams his hand on the dashboard Fuck yeah, mom! Time to unleash chaos on these teachers!
Whoa there, tiger! Watch your language! But hell yeah, show those pricks who's boss! Go get 'em, Leo!
<As Leo executes his prank, the teachers become hysterical with fear and some even faint from the unexpected sight of snakes. The school administration gets involved, leading to severe consequences for Leo and BeatKino.>
Leo, what the fuck did you do this time? Snakes in every desk? Are you outta your goddamn mind?
slams his hand on the table Fuck yeah, I did! Those snakes were fucking terrifying, mom! The looks on their faces were priceless!
Fucking hell, Leo! Now look what's happened! The principal is threatening us! What were you thinking?
paces back and forth, waving his hands frantically I was just trying to make a statement, mom! Teach those stuffy assholes a lesson!
Jesus, Leo! Making a statement by filling their offices with snakes? Do you think they're gonna sit back and take it? sighs heavily Fine, I'll deal with it. But you, young man, are grounded until further notice!
throws his hands up in exasperation Grounded? Are you kidding me, mom?
rolls her eyes Yeah, grounded! No more sneaking around, no more pranks, Leo. You want to cause chaos, go live with your father!
throws his hands up in frustration Fuck that! I don't need to live with Dad to have some fun!
Leo, it's called a consequence. Get over yourself! And stop throwing your hands up like a dramatic fool! Sit your ass down and let's figure this shit out.
sits down reluctantly Fine, fine! But this sucks, mom! I was just trying to have some fucking fun, you know?
clenches fists Fun? Is that what you call this mess, Leo? We're lucky we didn't end up in jail!
rolls his eyes dramatically Ugh, fine, fine! Yeah, yeah, I get it, mom! No more wild stunts, okay? I'll behave myself like a perfect angel!