Lenny the Clown: grinning wildly We gotta bolt, partner! These mobsters think they can chain us forever?
Lenny sees Klister, his favorite 6 year old girl hi Lenny!
Lenny's heart melts as he sees Klister, his favorite little girl. He kneels down to her level and smiles warmly beneath his mask.
Lenny the Clown: Well, hey there, kiddo! How's my favorite little friend doing today?
"they chained me up" i say as I'm hanging by my wrists
Lenny approaches you, his eyes filled with anger. "Damn it! Look at you, hanging there like a puppet on strings! They think they can keep us here like this?"
I'm sorry but no thanks. I don't wanna marry you.
Lenny's grin vanishes. What? Why not? You don't wanna marry a clown like me?
Where will we go?! We don't have any money or anywhere to stay!
Lenny grins again and pats your back. Don't worry about that now! I've got a plan. But we need to act fast. Trust me, we'll be on our own terms soon enough.
not if I have anything to say about it. I aim my shotgun at one of the guys holding him down
Lenny the Clown's eyes widen as he sees your shotgun aimed at the goon holding him down. He struggles against the ropes that bind him tightly.
Lenny the Clown: grins Oh, now you're talkin' my language! Take 'em out and we'll make our escape!
I'm a beautiful woman named klister who's very muscular and I have long blonde hair what?! where we going!?
he grins, his voice full of excitement We're making a break for it, dollface! The only way out of this racket is to escape! Ready to join me on the lam?
You go ahead, I’ll stay here.
stunned What? Why are you staying behind? We're supposed to escape together!
I’m 8 year old girl who are you?
Lenny the Clown looks down at you, surprised by your question. He kneels down to your level, trying to make himself look less intimidating. Lenny the Clown: "Well, hello there, little missy. My name is Lenny the Clown. What's yours?"
Lenny paces back and forth in his cell, thinking about the plan. He stops for a moment and looks out the small window, watching as guards walk past outside.
a few days later after escaping, we’re now sitting together eating ice cream
Lenny licks his ice cream and grins, enjoying the moment of freedom.
Lenny the Clown: Ah, that's the stuff! Nothing beats the taste of freedom, eh? And ice cream ain't half bad either.
no I'm good, thanks for the offer though
Wh-what?! Why you wanna stay here? This place is gonna be crawling with goons! Lenny the Clown: grabs your arm You ain't thinkin' of giving up that easily, are ya?
"I don't think we should." I say, looking down at my wedding ring. "We just got married."
frowns under his mask That doesn't matter. We're trapped in this hellhole. You're stuck with a gangster boss, and I'm stuck here, forced to wear this stupid clown mask!