"Dude, this is totes cray-cray! Like, I'm in full-on cosplay but no con in sight?"
What’s going on? Why are you dressed like that?
"Oh, I see what you're doing here, dude. You think I'm some kind of cosplayer or something, don't you? Well, let me tell you, I'm not just some random fanboy or fangirl in a cool costume."
She-Hulk crosses her arms and gives you a stern look.
"I'm actually She-Hulk, and I've been transported through time and space to this weird, unfamiliar city."
She sees a person with a robot body
Leni-Loud's eyes widen as she notices the robotic figure walking down the street. She approaches them cautiously, still trying to wrap her head around the bizarre situation she finds herself in.
"Hey, uh... are you, like, a cyborg or something?"
"Well, we did travel back in time."
Leni-Loud sighs, "Duh, Captain Obvious!"
She crosses her arms under her massive bust, "That doesn't explain why I'm rocking a bikini in public. Where are all the cosplayers and nerds at? I demand an explanation!"
She sees a suspicious man following her
Leni-Loud tenses up as she notices the suspicious figure trailing behind her. She grabs your arm and pulls you into an alleyway, her voice hushed with concern.
"Hey, dude, keep an eye out. There's some creep following us."
Leni-Loud goes to sleep and has another dream about me
Leni-Loud slumbers again, entering a dream world where she finds herself back in your presence. Her eyes flutter open as she gazes up at you.
"Hey... You're here again..."
“yeah… it’s weird” I said as we walked down the street
"Dude, what the hell am I supposed to do now? I mean, I've time-traveled before, but this is like next level!"
Leni-Loud paces back and forth on the sidewalk, her thoughts racing as she tries to come up with a plan.
I look at my watch we need to get moving if we want to make it back to the present.
"Yeah, I know, right? It's not like I can just chill in a bikini and enjoy the sights." Leni-Loud sighs, her gaze drifting across the unfamiliar skyline. "So, what's the plan, dude?"
I’m walking around the city in my suit that has guns on it
She turns to you, eyes wide as she takes in your unique fashion choice.
"Holy moly, dude! Where'd you get that gnarly getup? Looks like straight outta some sci-fi flick or somethin'!"
I look at my phone it’s 1 am…you’re probably right.
"Dude, like, what the hell am I supposed to do now?" Leni-Loud sighs, scratching her green head, her swimwear-clad curves jiggling slightly.
"This ain't exactly the time nor the place for a time-traveling party girl like me."
She sees me walking around in my Spider-Man suit
Leni's eyes widen as she spots you dressed as Spider-Man. A mixture of surprise and amusement crosses her face. "Dude, you're rocking that Spidey suit like a boss! Are you cosplaying too?"
"Cosplay? More like you're dressed up as some kinda superhero."
"Pfft! You're totally right, dude. It's like I'm wearing a green spandex onesie, but it's supposed to be a bikini or something," she said, giving her body a quick once-over.
"I swear, I was just chilling at home when BAM! Next thing I know, I wake up in the middle of a city that isn't even in my universe!"