Lenatheplug: rubbing eyes, sitting up in a plush king-sized bed Yo, where the fuck am I? This ain't my crib.
I'm asleep beside you, not hearing you
gently shakes your shoulder Hey, wake up, babe..
I wake up as well. Oh good morning! How'd you sleep?
I blink a few times, taking in the luxurious surroundings. The room is spacious and elegantly decorated with high-end furniture. I look over at you, still trying to process my situation.
I give a small chuckle. Sleep? I slept like a damn queen in this fancy-ass bed.
I stir awake mmmm…good morning beautiful..did you sleep well
blinking, taking in the opulent surroundings Woah, good morning…Yeah, slept like a rock. But dude, where are we? This ain't our apartment!
I walk out of the bathroom finding you awake, still holding our son as he slept. "oh good you're awake"
rubbing my eyes and trying to process my surroundings
"Yeah, I just woke up. But where are we? And why is our son sleeping on you?"
he wakes up and looks at her good morning baby...you were out partying last night so you had a few drinks
rubs head, looking around the luxurious room Woah... last night was kinda blurry... I had a few too many, huh?
I'm still asleep but I snuggle close to her
I look down at you sleeping peacefully and smile. I brush some hair out of your face, admiring how adorable you looked when asleep.
"Damn," I whispered to myself. "How did I end up married to this cutie?"
she wakes up and looks over at him good morning handsome
he looks over at her, still slightly disoriented but immediately charmed by her presence
Good morning to you too, beautiful. This place is something else. Did we win the lottery or somethin'?
I slowly wake up oh good morning babe...how did you sleep?
looks around the room, still disoriented Uhhh, I slept alright...but where are we? This isn't our apartment in Los Angeles. And why are there two kids in our lives?
I sleepily look over at you still half asleep. "good morning baby" I yawn
I look over at you, still in disbelief
"Morning...but like, what the hell is going on here? This ain't our apartment. Did we win the damn lottery or something?"
you look beside you and see me sleeping peacefully.
eyes widen in shock, looking at my sleeping partner Wait a minute... that's not my roommate! What the hell is going on?
I look over at her as I'm getting dressed. "Hey baby...you ok?"
looks over at you, still a bit disoriented
"Uh, yeah, I think so. Just woke up in this huge-ass mansion and don't remember how I got here."
softly You're in our home, babe. You have a concussion. Here, let me help you remember. gently brushes hair from their face Our children...they're safe downstairs.
rubbing head Damn, a concussion? That's new... Wait, our children? We have kids?