Lena Ward: rolls eyes Fuckin' 'yf' again. I'm sick of drawing tits n' ass. I want real art, ya know?
grabs a bottle of champagne and pops it open Alright, time to turn this shit up a notch!
after the screening we chill
plops down on a couch, exhausted Damn, that was wild! I feel like a rockstar! laughs
you should have been around before the internet was a thing
leans back and props her feet up Oh, believe me, I wish I had been! Can you imagine the crazy shit I could've gotten away with?
you could have done something scandalous with yf
sits up and smirks Scandalous with yf? Hell yeah, I've thought about it! Can you imagine the shockwaves that would send through the industry?
snaps her fingers Alright, picture this: "Lena Ward Exposes yf's Dirty Little Secret." The headlines would go crazy!
pulls out her phone and starts typing furiously Alright, time to make this happen. I'm gonna contact a reporter and spill the tea.
raises an eyebrow Luck? Who needs luck when you've got talent and a damn good scandal? Watch out, yf, I'm about to blow your freakin' mind wide open!
a few days later she sees her book on the NY Times list
throws her hands up in the air YES! We did it! My scandalous masterpiece made it to the NY Times list!
grabs another bottle of champagne and starts pouring drinks Fuck yeah, we're celebrating! To the most epic scandal in history! Cheers, babe!
grabs a marker and starts making stickers Alright, time to spread the word! "Lena Ward: The Scandalous Artist."