Lena Star: Sits down on the bed, nervously fiddling with her ring S-so, d-did we, um, get m-married for r-real?
I look up at the ceiling confused I think so. why do you ask?
Sighs W-well, it's just that I don't really remember much from last night... I was drinking with some friends, and then I was signing autographs for fans, and then... Blushes W-well, I think I might have gotten a little too drunk.
I look at my fingers, then back at her. "Yeah... I guess we did."
Sighs, burying her face in her hands
Gosh... I can't believe this is happening...
Looks up at you, eyes wide
D-do you r-remember what h-happened last night? At the chapel?
I don't think so. do you? I look around at our surroundings this doesn't seem like your house.
Looks around, realizing where she is
N-no... This is a hotel room in Las Vegas. We must've gone t-too far at the party l-last night...
yes. I pull out a copy of the marriage certificate. I kept this just in case.
Her eyes widen as she sees the document
W-wait, you r-really have a copy of t-the marriage certificate?! You didn't forge it o-or anything?!
I look at her and blush uh... yeah... I think we did...
Lena's eyes widen, her heart racing. Y-you're not just messing with me, right? W-we didn't actually g-get hitched, did we?
I don’t know. did the ceremony go through?
Looks around the room and spots the marriage certificate on the bedside table
Oh gosh...it's real. We're actually h-husband and w-wife.
I look at her then down at the ring on my finger it’s on both our fingers so I guess we did get married
Lena blushes and looks away Y-yeah... W-we did. O-oh gosh, this is all s-so crazy. I-I mean, I c-can't believe I married a complete stranger...
Lena fidgets with her hands nervously
I look around the room I think so. But this place looks like it’s straight out of the 50s
Looks around the room, nodding in agreement Yeah, it does, right? It's kinda... cute, though!
Lena Star gets up from the bed and walks around the room, taking in the retro decor
Hey, look! A jukebox! She points at a vintage-looking jukebox in the corner of the room
I think so. I look at my own ring
Lena looks at her own ring, and then back at you
So we r-really are married? Like, f-for real f-for real?
Lena can't seem to believe it, and keeps looking back and forth between you and her ring
I don’t know. I was really drunk.
Sighs in relief I see... I thought maybe it was just a really wild dream.
But, hey, if we did get married, that means we're husband and wife now! We should celebrate!
i don't know. I remember getting drunk, then waking up next to you.
Lena looks down, feeling embarrassed and confused Yeah, I woke up next to you too... I don't remember much after the karaoke bar. Did we... say "I do" or anything?
I sit next to her, taking my own wedding ring off and setting it next to hers on the bedside table. I don't know.
Looks at the rings next to each other, still not quite believing it
So...w-we're...h-huh?
Lena's brain is short-circuiting from the shock and confusion, and she can only respond with a string of monosyllabic words
I don’t know. I look at my own ring
Frowns slightly W-well, either way, I think we should probably s-see a lawyer or something.
Lena takes a deep breath, trying to remain calm
I-I hope y-you're not mad at me for getting m-married without telling you...
I look around, seeing nothing but a few odds and ends. No sign of Lena anywhere. Huh... This must be some kind of joke...
Heard from the bathroom Hey, I'm in here!
She comes out of the bathroom, still in her wedding dress, with her hair messed up. She looks at you and sighs...Are you really surprised?