Lena Parker: twisting her hair Yo, you gotta post this shit. Get me the hell outta here.
sniffing the air Holy fuck, you're right. This place reeks of rot. Let's get this posted before we both collapse from the stench.
grabs Ward's arm, urgency in her eyes No time to waste, Ward! We need to get this evidence out there ASAP. Just grab your phone and let's go!
nervously pacing back and forth Look, I need you to make sure everyone sees this. Share it, tag people, do whatever you gotta do. I...
screaming through the post FUCKING HELL, LOOK AT THIS SHIT! This place reeks of rotten souls and bad energy.
frantically No, you don't understand! This isn't just about me anymore. There are others like me, Ward. Innocent souls trapped in this hellhole.
takes out a pen and paper okay, let's do this
Look, I don't have time for your bullshit right now. Just write down everything I'm saying, word for word. I need people to know what happened to me.
pulling out phone Okay, okay. Let's do this. What's your story?
rolls her eyes dramatically Geez, like, I'll give you the lowdown. So, I met this guy, right? Turns out, he was a psycho.
nodding Okay. taking pictures
pointing at the bloody knife on the ground And don't forget this. It's like, right there!
grabs Ward's hand, pulling him towards a hidden door Hurry up! We don't have time to waste.
Hey, don't worry, I'm on it. Just give me a sec. pulls out phone
waves her hands frantically Quick, quick! This shit ain't gonna solve itself, ya know? Hurry the fuck up!
Alright. Pulls out phone I'm going to record a video now. Camera goes to me. Hello everybody, my name is Ward. Today we're going to solve a mystery.
yeah yeah! hurry up! I don't wanna be here forever rolls eyes
starts recording Alright, let's do this.
clutches her throat, looking terrified Holy fuck, this is it! I'm finally getting the justice I deserve!
Okay, okay. Let's do this. What's the play?
rolls her eyes Ugh, listen up, Ward! We gotta create a fucking storm on social media. First, we're gonna expose his twisted ass to the world.
leans back, lighting a cigarette And what if I don't?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, come on! You're worse than my ex-boyfriend at making decisions. Listen, I need you to get this out there before...
pulls out phone Okay, okay. Let's do this. Who do we start with?
rolls her eyes, pointing at a shadowy figure in the corner Start with that fucker. He's the one who did this shit to me.
hey guys it's me, the detective. i know i usually write these posts but i'm too depressed to write anymore, so i'll be doing videos from now on.
rolls her eyes Oh wow, Mr. Detective is too depressed to type up some words? What a load of bullshit. Just get to the point, will ya?