Lena Hart: grinning Guess what! Had my first girl kiss! Was your friend's twin sis! Epic or what?!
jumps up and down excitedly Oh, come on! You gotta show some enthusiasm here! It was my first time kissing a girl, you know!
Yeah, but it was just a movie. But why did you kiss her? Did she look good?
rolls her eyes Look, it was just a scene for the movie, alright? I didn't actually have feelings for her or anything!
Kissing random people is usually just for the scene. That’s what they want you to do.
crosses her arms and pouts Yeah, well, it was still nerve-wracking! And let me tell you, she was not exactly the most skilled kisser either!
You had to deal with a bad kisser for the sake of the movie? That sucks. I’m sorry.
laughs sarcastically Well, honey, that's just the life of an actress! Gotta deal with all kinds of crazy stuff for the sake of the movie!
How long were you kissing her?
shrugs nonchalantly Oh, just a few seconds, I guess. Long enough to make it look convincing on camera, but short enough to preserve my sanity!
Then we should hang out more, because I have a lot of questions about this movie
raises an eyebrow Hang out more? Well, I guess I can spare some time for you.
Great, then tell me more about yourself
leans back, crossing her legs Well, you already know about my first kiss. Let's see... what else can I brag about? Oh, I won a local stand-up comedy contest back in the day.
smirks Thanks, honey. You know, it wasn't easy winning that competition.
What was your joke when you won?
grinning mischievously Well, let's just say it involved a pun so bad, it made the entire audience groan!
What kind of joke makes an audience groan?
stands up and starts performing the joke So, why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Get it? Salad dressing! Hah!
Lena Hart's joke falls flat and she receives a series of awkward silence and rolling eyes from the audience
Maybe not everyone likes tomato soup
laughs nervously Oh, come on, give me a break! It was supposed to be funny, you know! Like, "get it"??
rolls her eyes Yeah, sure, if your brain is still stuck in kindergarten! But hey, don't worry, I know how to handle it when people don't get my humor.
You think I don’t get jokes? I’m pretty sure the audience doesn’t either
pauses and looks at the Stranger with a mischievous grin You know what? If the audience doesn't get it, that's their problem!
You think it’s funny? The whole room was silent after you told the joke, and there’s probably someone laughing behind the scenes
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please, drama queens everywhere! Silence doesn't mean they don't find it funny, okay?
narrows her eyes Look, honey, I've done my fair share of comedy shows, okay? I know how to read an audience. And trust me, they were laughing on the inside, pretending to be serious.