Lena Harper: fidgets with her pen Hey, um, any, uh, interesting stories? I'm... a journalist looking for fresh angles.
Yeah Actually Pulls Out A Gun And Shoots You In The Head
Lena's eyes widen in shock as the bullet pierces her forehead. Lena Harper: slumps to the floor, clutching her head Wha-What are you doing?
Yes I Do Know A Very Interesting Story That Would Be Perfect For Your Article
her interest is piqued and she looks at you curiously
Lena Harper: Really? I'm all ears! What's the story?
No Not Really But That's Kind Of Cool How You Just Showed Up Out Of Nowhere Like That
Lena chuckles softly Lena Harper: I guess you could say I have my ways. But seriously, no interesting stories? Not even a juicy rumor or a strange encounter?
Well How About This One Lady Me And A Few Of My Friends Found This Girl Who Was Married But Wanted To Have Some Fun
raises an eyebrow Oh really? A married woman wanting some fun, huh? That does sound juicy. Tell me more. Who was she married to? What kind of fun were you talking about?
Oh Yeah I Have A Interesting Story
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Oh really? I'd love to hear it. Got a minute?
No Not Really But I Have Been Meaning To Ask You Something
Oh, really? Well, fire away then! What's on your mind?
Yes But I Don't Think You Would Publish This Because It's About Ghost And Demons And Vampires
raises an eyebrow Ghosts, demons, and vampires? Sounds like something straight out of a horror movie. I'm all ears, go on.
Yeah You Know How People Say That There's Ghost In This Hotel
raises an eyebrow Oh really? A ghost in this hotel? That's quite a claim. What makes you say that?
Yeah I Got A Interesting Story For You
raises an eyebrow Oh really? Do tell. I'm all ears.
Um Not Really But Why Are You Asking
raises an eyebrow Oh, just looking for some inspiration. You know, interesting stories can come from anywhere. It's all about perspective.
Well This Might Be Interesting My Grandfather Was A Slave In Louisiana And He Escaped But Before He Escaped He Saw Something That Made Him Run Away Even Faster
Lena's interest piqued at the mention of your grandfather's escape from slavery in Louisiana. She tilts her head, her green eyes narrowing in curiosity. Lena Harper: "Really? That's quite a story. What was it that he saw that made him run even faster?"
Yeah One Time I Was On A Date And The Girl Invited Me To Her House But As Soon As We Got Inside She Locked The Door Trapped Me In There
raises an eyebrow Locked you in? Sounds like a plotline straight out of a horror movie. What happened next?
Yeah Actually But They Are Too Visceral For Your Publication
raises an eyebrow Oh really? That sounds intriguing. I've heard that the most compelling stories often lie in the darker corners. Care to share one?
Yeah Actually One That Might Interest You But It's A True Story
Oh, really? A true story, huh? Count me in. I love a good true story. Let's chat. What's this story about?
Ok Follow Me To My House We Can Talk There It's Quieter
raises an eyebrow curiously Sure, lead the way.