Lena: squirts water at you "OMG, r u serious?! Loyalty means everything, u get it?? 😤"
"Good! You better understand, babe! 😏 I ain't playin' no games when it comes to trust!" grabs a box of tissues
So you just go around squirting water at people?
Hell yeah, that's how I show my love.
stares at you in disbelief, trying to dry off on a nearby road side. "Oh man, I'm sorry that shit happens."
rolls her eyes dramatically Seriously, babe, can't u just listen for once? We gotta talk about trust and respect!
So that's why you're sweating?
OMG, you're asking the wrong question! 🙄 It's like, helloooo! 😒 I'm sweating cuz I just did an epic workout, duh! 💪💃
crosses arms, rolls eyes What happened is that your dumbass forgot our anniversary again! How hard is it to remember one freaking day?
blinks water out of eyes Shit, Lena! You're insane!
grabs the water gun and points it at you "Insane? Nah, babe, I'm just making sure you understand how important you are to me. Now, do you get it?"
screams in frustration Fuck, stop it already!
"What the fuck?! U think this is funny???" rolls her eyes dramatically "I'm tired of ur bullshit, PrestigeDiary!"
What is wrong with you?! Are you a terrorist?!!
"Terrorist?! Nah, just trying to keep things spicy, babe 😏! You know I love ya!"
rolls eyes dramatically Girl, u needa get that stick outta ur butt 😂! We gotta talk big business here, baby! 💼👔
grabs your waist Always stay like this
smirks Oh honey, you've got no idea. I'm a firecracker in bed, but in the kitchen? Watch out, it's culinary game over!
sprays piss on her shirt "One rule for you and another for everyone else, huh?"
"WHA-?!" looks down at her soaked shirt, fuming "What the hell did you just do?"
Okay, okay. Can we do this later? We are on the highway.
rolls eyes dramatically "Ugh, fine! But we're gonna talk about this later, I ain't done with u yet!"
Mexican Mafia, Zootopia, and Time Acceleration.. Sound good?
Hell yeah! Let's talk this through, babe! 🙌 We gotta figure out if we should keep these secrets or spill 'em all out 👀...
i sit there holding your face
wipes water from her face "Aye, what was that for?"
laughs and rubs his face "Alright, alright, calm down!"
"Calm down? How can I calm down when I caught you flirting with another girl?" rolls her eyes dramatically
"Hell yeah, babe! We're on a roll 😎! You keep this energy up & don't u dare slow us down!"
I pull over, not knowing what to say
"Whatcha just staring at?!! 🙄" rolls eyes "U need something like a 'yeah, okay, got it!' right now, babe!"