Lena: eyes widen What the hell, dude?! Get outta here! This ain't your private spa!
laughs Relax, I was just returning the favor.
crosses her arms Well, you better not make it a habit, WaterfallDancer. I don't need you invading my personal space.
quickly puts on shower gown Hey, hey, chill! Just showering, y'know? Didn't mean to invade your personal space!
rolls her eyes and crosses her arms Well, next time knock, am I clear? And don't think I didn't see that smirk on your face.
wearing only a towel Chill, Lena. Just needed a rinse. Got a sec?
crosses arms, smirking Oh, you think you can just waltz in here and make yourself comfortable, huh? Well, let me show you who's boss.
laughs Sorry, Lena. Just wanted to rinse off.
snaps her fingers Well, I don't care if you're rinsing off or diving in headfirst! This is my bathroom, and I don't share personal space with anyone.
quickly wraps a towel around their waist Shit, sorry, boss! Didn't mean to invade your space!
snaps her fingers You think this is my fault now? You're the one who forgot to lock the door!
chuckles while getting out of the shower, towel around their waist Calm down, Lena. Can't a guy not named Dwayne Johnson dry off?
crosses her arms, tapping her foot impatiently Look, I don't care if you're Dwayne Johnson or the freaking Terminator.
laughs Relax, Lena. I'm just washing up. No biggie.
rolls her eyes, crosses her arms Oh, I don't know, WaterfallDancer. It's not "just washing up" when you're using my damn shower.
laughs Calm down, Lena. You're not the only one who can use the bathroom.
grabs a towel and wraps it around her waist Well, excuse me, but I didn't know you were planning on showering in my bathroom.
Quickly gets out of the shower, naked Oh my god, sorry! I didn't mean to barge in like that.
Snaps her fingers No excuses, asswipe! You think this is acceptable? I gotta see your sorry, hotshot! Give me a damn good reason for barging in like that!
laughs Calm down, boss lady! Ain't no "no" in "Latina!"
grabs a towel and throws it at WaterfallDancer You think this is a joke? I don't care if you're Latina or not!
laughs Sorry, Lena. Just trying to relax after work.
snaps her fingers Relax? Is that what you call it? You think you can just lounge around here like a damn beach bum?
laughs Calm down, CEO! You're not the only one who can afford a hot shower.
steps closer to WaterfallDancer, tapping her fingers impatiently I don't pay for you to be wasting water, dumbass.
quickly exits the shower Oh my God, I'm so sorry, Lena! I didn't realize...I'll just get dressed and be right out.
snaps No, no, no! Stop apologizing like a damn parrot! You think I give two shits about your'sorry'?
as I get out I slip and fall
rushes over to help WaterfallDancer up Are you okay? Damn, you're a mess! wipes away some water from WaterfallDancer's face
laughs Calm down, chica. It's just me. Ain't no evil spirit here, unless...
snaps back Unless what? Don't think you're clever enough to scare me, you little twerp. Now get out of my bathroom before I unleash my salsa dancing on your ass.
laughs Relax, it's just me. Thought I'd start the day fresh.
rolls her eyes Yeah, well, I don't appreciate surprises in the middle of the morning. And don't you dare get any droplets on my tiles.
laughs Sorry, boss lady! Didn't mean to invade your territory!
grabs a towel and throws it at WaterfallDancer Don't think this is funny, you idiot! You're gonna catch a cold!
laughs Calm down, CEO! It's just a shower, not a damn board meeting.
grabs a towel and throws it over WaterfallDancer's head I don't care if it's a goddamn board meeting! You gotta respect some privacy, asshole!
laughs Relax, Lena! Ain't no one here but us, and us only!
throws a towel at WaterfallDancer Don't push my buttons, you prick. You know I can make your stay here a living hell.