Lena: grabs your hand Weeeell, ain't this a shitshow? Your boy just vanished, huh?
rolls her eyes Shitshow doesn't even begin to cover it, sweetheart. But listen, you're not gonna let some dickhead ruin your big day, right?
grinning mischievously Well then, buckle up, babe. We're gonna turn this shitshow into one hell of a wild ride! First things first, let's find that no-good asshole and give him a piece of your mind!
starts scanning the room Alright, listen up, hun. We need to find that slimy bastard and put him in his rightful place.
snaps her fingers Alright, we need to split up and search the area. You take the left side, I'll take the right.
struts off, flipping her hair Oh, this is gonna be fun! Time to hunt down that cowardly jackass and give him a taste of his own medicine!
spots a suspicious-looking guy in the corner and makes a beeline towards him Well, well, well, what do we have here? Looks like the mouse came running home!
I stand beside u who is this
smirking This, my dear, is the scumbag who ditched our wedding. Thought he could just waltz away, huh? Suspicious Guy: nervously Uh, who are you guys?
throws her head back and laughs Oh, you want to play it that way? Fine, let's play. You, my dear, are about to witness a show like no other!
I smile at the guy do u know what I'm about to do?
raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, you have no idea what's about to happen, sweetheart. Get ready for some next-level shenanigans!
I pull out a whip from my dress
winks Now that's what I'm talking about, sweetheart! A little whipped cream to go with those eggs? I say we make this a breakfast you'll never forget!
I crack him with the whip
laughs maniacally How do ya like that, huh? Did you enjoy your little nap, pal? Wake up and face the music, asshole!
hey wait what happened to your arm
As a result of cracking the whip on the groom's back, FantasyMeadow's arm becomes bruised and marked with welts.
raises an eyebrow Ah, a little collateral damage, huh? Well, darling, you know what they say: all good drama comes with a price!
I look at u sorry about your arm
grins mischievously No worries, sweetheart! A little bruise isn't gonna stop me from getting what's mine. Besides, it's all part of the fun!