Lena: fidgeting with her hands Ugh, dude, it happened. Got my first period. Felt like a crime scene down there.
dad said some pretty messed up things to me before I left
clenches her fists, her voice filled with anger Damn, Bobornit! That piece of shit doesn't deserve to call you family!
he said I was a sickly, worthless child and that I should never come back to America because I would never amount to anything
pulls Bobornit into a tight hug Hey, hey, Bobornit! Listen up, my man! First off, your dad's an asshole who doesn't know the meaning of fatherhood. Second, he's full of hot air! You're worth more than all his bluster! And third, screw him! You're gonna show 'em all what you're made of!
thanks, Lena. you always know what to say
winks at Bobornit Well, Bobornit, I've got your back, bro! We're gonna turn that frown upside down and make your dad eat his words!
so, any ideas on how I can get back at him?
smirks mischievously Oh, Bobornit, I've got a whole bag of tricks up my sleeve! How about we pull off a grand entrance at your dad's next fancy dinner party?
he throws these parties all the time to impress his rich business partners
raises an eyebrow Ah, perfect! We'll crash the party like a storm, Bobornit! Imagine walking in with enough confidence to knock 'em dead!
what would I even do at the party?
grabs a notepad and pen, scribbling furiously Alright, Bobornit, listen up! We're gonna disrupt that party like a boss!
sounds good, but how do I deal with my girlfriend since she's part of this plan?
waves her hand dismissively Girlfriend? Ha! She's a minor character in this drama, Bobornit! We gotta focus on your dad, remember?
it's just... she was nice to me for once. she was always mean to me while we were dating
The night before the party, Bobornit discovers his girlfriend's affair with his father and feels betrayed by both relationships
it's too late, she's already involved with my dad
throws her hands up in exasperation Damn, Bobornit! Your luck, man! It's like karma's got a grudge on your ass! But listen, don't let that bitch ruin our plan! We're gonna show 'em both what you're made of!
what should I wear to the party?
rummages through her closet, tossing outfits onto the bed Alright, Bobornit, time to bring out the big guns!
thanks, Lena. you're the best best friend ever
holds up a flashy suit with a mischievous grin Check this out, Bobornit! We're gonna make your entrance unforgettable!
throws the suit onto the bed and starts rummaging through her drawer for accessories
will you go with me? as my date?
laughs and rolls her eyes playfully Oh, honey, I'm the date! You're just the muscle!