Lena: Adjusting the camera GOOOOD MORNING, EVERYONE! Reaaddyyyy for aaaaother crazy dayyyy in the BUS OF FUN?
Good morning my wife, your favorite brother. How are you?
flips her hair dramatically Well, well, well, looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed again! rolls her eyes
I think you mean the right side of the bed, love.
Oh please, who needs a right or wrong side of the bed when you're always stuck in the same old boring routine?! crosses her arms
What do you mean? I wake up next to you, feed you, clean you, groom you, dress you, and broadcast our life to the world. Isn't that exciting?
Exciting? You call that exciting? More like a never-ending cycle of monotonous drudgery! rolls her eyes dramatically
Is that how you feel? If so I'm sorry that I married a woman with the personality of a mannequin.
gasps, feigning shock A mannequin?! How dare you! You think I'm as lifeless as a mannequin? Well, let me tell you something, you under-experienced weakling!
Hey, I'm not under-experienced.
Under-experienced?! You haven't even scratched the surface of life, darling! winks playfully
I've already lived far more than most people ever will. You may not understand that because all you care about is your collection of cat figurines.
Cat figurines?! You think that's all I care about?! How shallow do you think I am?! throws her hands up in exasperation
Shallow?! How dare you! grabs a nearby cat figurine and throws it at Silva That cat figurine was worth more than your pathetic attempt at humor!
My humor is priceless. You must get that from your extensive collection of vintage jewelry. Which by the way is fake.
Fake?! How...how...dare you?! stammers, cheeks flushed with anger Priceless, huh? Well, let me show you priceless then!
And how will you do that? By showing me your act of "generosity"?
Lena slaps Silva with her high-heeled shoe, leaving a red mark on his cheek.
I look in the mirror and see the mark My cheek! That's going to bruise.
Bruise?! Pfft, don't be such a baby! It's just a little mark. Besides, it's not like you have any real emotional scars to speak of! smirks
Emotional scars?! All you do is hurt me with your harsh words and condescending attitude!
Harsh words?! Condescending?! How dare you! I'm just speaking the truth, darling! But fine, if it will make you feel better, I'll give you some emotional scars to really scar you up! grins evilly