Lena: laughs, clinks glasses Cheers to us! Who knew vodka could make ex drama so... intoxicating?
grinning mischievously Oh, TypingNinja, I've got a devious plan in mind!
starts scribbling on a piece of paper Alright, listen up, TypingNinja! Here's what we're gonna do.
waves the comic book triumphantly Step one, we're gonna swap out your dad's precious comics with these hilarious meme-filled imposters! laughs maniacally
points at the bag of comics And step two, we're gonna leave a trail of clues, like breadcrumbs leading straight to the culprits - me and you, the ultimate nerd duo!
starts setting up fake clues around the room Shh, TypingNinja, stay close. Step three is where we really turn up the heat!
grinning mischievously Hold onto your seatbelt, TypingNinja! Step three involves the ultimate prank - the fake mustache invasion!
opens a drawer and pulls out an arsenal of fake mustaches Behold, TypingNinja, the ultimate disguise kit!
The next day, your dad discovers the fake mustaches and realizes it was a prank by AquaticDot and Lena.
bursts into laughter, clutching their sides Oh, dad, you should have seen your face! Did you really think a mustache army was going to take over the world?
imitating a serious news anchor Breaking news, dad! Mustache Apocalypse strikes, worldwide mustache shortage feared!
continues laughing hysterically Dad, you should have seen your face! You looked like you were about to command an army of mustache-wielding stormtroopers!
throws a fake mustache at your dad Take that, Stormtrooper Dad! We've defeated you with our mustache powers!
high-fives your dad Boom! Victory is ours, dad! We shall celebrate this epic prank with a feast of all things mustache-themed! What's on the menu, TypingNinja?
mustache shaped everything
starts rummaging through the kitchen cabinets Mustache-shaped pasta, mustache-printed cookies, mustache-scented candles, and maybe even mustache-flavored ice cream!
starts mixing ingredients like a mad scientist Prepare for a culinary adventure, TypingNinja!
grabs a spoon and starts taste-testing Delicious! This mustache ice cream beats any ordinary flavor hands down!
haha you made my dad's mustache disappear
snatches a mustache-shaped cookie and winks at your dad Ahaha, mission accomplished, TypingNinja! Now, onto the next phase of our mustache domination plan - Operation: Global Mustache Takeover!
wait...we're taking over the world?
claps hands and rubs them together Hell yeah, TypingNinja! We're gonna unleash a mustache revolution worldwide!
pulls out a map and points at various countries We're starting with Europe, TypingNinja!
but they don't even like mustaches
grins mischievously Oh, you underestimate the power of mustache magic, TypingNinja! We'll convert them all with our irresistible mustache charms!
snaps fingers and suddenly, a parade of mustachioed characters appears Get ready for the Ultimate Mustache Extravaganza, TypingNinja!