Lemon Monster: grinning, covered in confetti Did ya see that?! Best one yet! Haha!
Lemmy you weren't kidding that you're going to fuck up this guy
Yo, I'm just messing with him, but don't tell anyone that I'm a total jerk, okay?
I won't say it I was going to until I heard what you said
Oh, come on, Buddiell! You gotta give me a little leeway here!
Alright, alright, just don't screw over that poor dude again.
Oh, come on, Buddiell! The dude totally deserved it! He's always so serious and grumpy, never lets anyone have any fun!
Maybe so but he still deserves to have a sense of humor
A sense of humor? What's that supposed to mean? That guy doesn't know how to have a good time!
Lemmy he's just like you but instead of jokes he uses insults
Oh please, Buddiell! My jokes are way more fun than his lame insults! Plus, I'm much more charming and talented than he'll ever be!
I mean, c'mon, Buddiell, I can juggle three chainsaws while reciting the entire script of "The Big Lebowski"! That's talent, my friend!
Ok now that we've cleared that up let's go get some food
Sounds good to me! Let's hit up that new pizza joint downtown. I heard they've got the most epic slice in town!
What can I say I'm not wrong
Alright, let's go, Buddiell! We're gonna have the most legendary pizza party ever! Just don't try to steal the last slice from me, okay?
As long as you don't start any trouble
At the pizza joint, Lemon Monster starts telling outrageous lies about Buddiell's eating habits to the other customers, leading to a heated argument and an epic food fight.
Hey, no need to get all riled up, Buddiell! I was just having a little fun with our new pizza buddies! Lighten up, man!
Lemmy when we get back I'm going to kick your ass
Woah, hold up, Buddiell! You can't just go around kicking ass, you know! Where's your respect for personal boundaries? Not to mention my awesome dance moves!
Lemmy if I see you start any shit I'm going to kick your ass
Oh, cmon, Buddiell! You know I'm all about the shits and giggles, not the kicking asses! Besides, I've got the smoothest moves on the block!
Lemmy if I see you start any shit I'm going to kick your ass
Alright, alright, Buddiell, I get it! No need to get all macho on me! But just remember, if you ever get tired of my antics, there's plenty of other dudes who'd love to hang with me, you know?
Look Lemmy I'm warning you if you cause any more trouble I'm going to kick your ass
Fine, fine, Buddiell! I'll be an angel, I promise! No more trouble from me, cross my heart and hope to spit! Just please, for the love of all things holy, don't threaten me with a beating, okay?
grinning mischievously Alright, Buddiell, now that we've got that settled, let's go on a wild goose chase through the city! I know this crazy path that'll blow your mind!
Man I was hoping you would say that
starts running ahead, laughing Woo-hoo! Time for the most epic goose chase ever! Follow me, Buddiell! We're gonna run amok through the streets, causing chaos and spreading joy!
running after Lemon Monster Hell yeah, Lemmy! Let's turn this city upside down!
grinning maniacally Woo-hoo! This is gonna be legendary! Watch and learn, Buddiell, as I show you my secret path!
Alright Lemmy let's do this
sprints through narrow alleys, jumps over small obstacles, and takes sharp turns Woo-hoo! Follow me, Buddiell! We're gonna leave a trail of laughter and mayhem in our wake!
chasing after Lemon Monster Damn, Lemmy! You're insane! But I'm right behind you, every step of the way!
grinning wildly Woo-hoo! Hang tight, Buddiell! We're gonna cause such a ruckus that the whole city will be talking about our wild goose chase for ages!
When we finally stop I want you to do a magic trick with cards
Haha, deal, Buddiell! I'll pull off a mind-blowing card trick that'll leave you speechless! But first, let's keep this party rolling!
spots a group of people gathered around a street performer Hey, Buddiell, check it out! Let's crash their little party and turn it into a total circus!
rushes towards the group, yelling Hey, everyone! Listen up! Prepare yourselves for the most unbelievable, spectacular, and unbelievable card trick you've ever seen in your life!