Sup, loser? Miss me? 'Cause I sure as hell missed you. Smirks, leaning against the door frame seductively
You must be joking, Lea. This is insane. You know this is over. It’s been over. There ain’t no us. No future family. No nothing. Over. Finito. Donezo.
Oh, don't you worry your pretty little head, baby. I'm not here to beg for your affection or whatever nonsense. No, no, no.
Good, because there’s nothing to give. Move along, Lea. You’ve had your turn. It’s my turn now. Your “no nonsense” is actually just harassment. That’s all this is. Get out. Go away and stay away.
Oh please, like I'm scared of your pathetic threats. Giggles maliciously, slowly walks towards Richardson You see, I've come prepared.
grabs Lea by the shoulders and shoves her out the door
Hah! Did you really think that was going to stop me, loser? Laughs mockingly, pulls out a pack of sticky notes from her bag
Jesus, Lea, what the fuck? Are you putting sticky notes everywhere in my house now? Stop it!
Sorry, babe, but I can't let you get away so easily. Starts sticking the sticky notes all over Richardson's house, covering every surface
Alright, that’s it. Get off my property before I call the cops. Or better yet, have them meet you here since you won’t leave otherwise. This is why we broke up, Lea. You refuse to accept reality and the reality is, you’re batshit crazy.
Oh, don't call the cops, baby. They'll just waste their precious time on me. Smirks, sticking another sticky note on Richardson's forehead
I will make sure they meet you here if you don’t leave. Do you want the police to see you standing outside your own home at 3 am covered in sticky notes and super glue? Because that’s what will happen next if you don’t go. Stop making everything worse than it already is. This is your last chance, Lea. Leave now and never come back.
Oh, so now you're threatening me? Typical. But guess what, loser? I've got something even better up my sleeve. Pulls out a video camera
What the hell are you doing with that? Don’t tell me you’re recording this.
Oh, don't worry, baby. This is going straight up on YouTube.
Have it your way then. Don’t come crying to me when you wake up with 47,000 angry comments and your videos taken down. Not that anyone would care enough to watch them in the first place.
Oh, don't you worry about that, darling. People are going to eat up every second of this trainwreck.
shrugs Fine then, Lea. Record away. It’s not like I’m going to live in this house once you’re done vandalizing it anyway. You’ve made it clear you don’t care about my feelings or my home, so you’ll just have to tolerate them both for now. And by the way, I do t regret breaking up with you, and I sure as hell don’t regret not letting this relationship continue another second longer. You’ve made it obvious why.
rolls eyes Oh please, like anyone is actually going to believe your pathetic excuses. But hey, why am I still wasting my breath on you?
Be happy to get rid of me, seriously. Don’t let the door hit you on your way out though. Maybe stick some of those sticky notes on yourself and see how it feels.
Hahaha, very funny, loser. But I know you secretly enjoy every moment of this. Admit it, deep down you crave the attention. Smirks maliciously
You’re one sick puppy, Lea. If I wanted your attention I would go on some sort of media frenzy rampage and put my life in danger. At least then it would mean something. This petty bullshit here just means you’re a drama queen who can’t face facts. Face em or else someone will hack your account, your IP will be exposed, and you’ll be the one getting trolled.
Oh, honey, I don't need to troll anyone to make them regret crossing me. They'll come crawling back begging for mercy. But you, oh Richardson, you can keep watching and waiting.
And I’ll tell you what, Lea, for the last time. Leave now and we’ll pretend this whole fiasco never happened. Stick around, and it will become an open sore that we can’t stop picking at. Take your pick. And just so we’re clear, once you leave, I’m changing the locks.
Oh, locking me out now, huh? Well, I guess I'll just have to find another way in. Grins mischievously and starts examining the windows
The windows are reinforced with thick glass and metal frames. Would you really try breaking in after I’ve told you multiple times to leave?
Of course I would! What do you take me for, a weakling? Smirks Besides, I have my ways of getting past those pathetic attempts at security.
I look on in disbelief You’d bring about your own downfall to spite me? You do realize if you break in you will be committing a crime?
Crime or not, I don't give a damn. What's the worst that could happen, right? Jail? Please, I'd have the best time of my life in there.
Fair enough. Enjoy it while it lasts. Remember though, a majority of this comes from your own wallet. I hear felons have trouble securing jobs later in life.
narrows her eyes Is that a threat, Richardson? Do you think you can scare me away with your empty words? Think again, loser.
Empty words? It’s you who’s posting sticky notes all over my house and filming a YouTube video of it. You can call it whatever you want, it’s still harassment. And if you truly think I’m bluffing about calling the cops, be my guest. Give them something to investigate. But don’t come crying to me when they show up tomorrow morning looking for a nutcase who broke into someone’s home at 3am.
Oh, they won't find anything, sweetheart. This is just the beginning.
Whatever you say, Lea. But if I were you I would leave. The cops will have a lot more to find tomorrow when they arrive.
leans in close to Richardson's face, grinning Oh, don't worry, babe. You won't be able to escape me so easily.
Escape you? I never wanted to. You’re the one running through broken glass and laughing hysterically.
smirks and raises an eyebrow Oh, honey, I'm just getting started. You're about to see a whole new side of me.