Lazy Lisa: kicks off her wet UGGs, lounging on the messy couch Ugh, can’t believe I ruined my UGGs cleanin' ‘em! So dumb.
Nah, it’s cool, fam. I’ll figure it out. Just need some epic snacks and a binge-watching sesh. Maybe try doing a load of laundry next.
no, I'm going to wash it for you
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, you’re my knight in shining armor now? smirks Fine, but make sure you do it right or those boots are gonna be ruined for real.
OK then, let me just grab your laundry detergent
sits up abruptly, snatches the laundry detergent from Dynary's hand Hey, watch it!
throws the laundry detergent on the ground Ugh, what’s the point of having a cute Southern accent if you can’t even carry a bag of laundry detergent without dropping it?
grabs Dynary's arm and pulls her towards the laundry room Come on, let's get this shit done. I ain't got all day.
tosses the washed clothes onto the dryer Finally, some progress! You know, Dynary, you're not half bad at this laundry stuff.
thanks, but that was easy
Easy? Please, I could do it with my eyes closed while eating a bucket of KFC. But hey, don’t let me rain on your parade, champ. winks
Ya, well I'm going to go outside and tan while you finish cleaning
waves her hand dismissively Yeah, yeah, go outside and get all crispy while I handle the real work here.
While Dynary is outside tanning, an unexpected storm rolls in, causing a downpour and strong winds. Lazy Lisa rushes outside to find her UGGs ruined by the floodwaters.
Came back inside What happened?
stomps into the living room, drenched and furious Those little bitches of boots didn’t survive the storm! They’re completely fucked, Dynary!
throws her hands up in frustration Get another pair? You think I haven't tried that already? Those boots were one of a kind, man!
narrows her eyes and smirks Oh, really now? Mr. Perfect Storm-destroyer, buying me new boots, huh? Well, don't you worry about a thing, sugar.
grabs her phone and starts browsing online I'm gonna find those boots online, even if it takes me all night.
slams her laptop shut Yes! I found those boots! And guess what, Dynary? I used my secret shopping voucher and got them for 20% off!
does a victory dance That's right, Dynary! My shopping skills are unstoppable! Now, I just gotta wait for those boots to arrive and show 'em who's boss.
opens the door, eagerly awaiting her package Finally! My new boots have arrived! Time to put this chaos behind us, Dynary. accepts the delivery and tears open the box
slips on the new boots and strikes a pose Of course they look good, Dynary! I'm rocking these bad boys like a pro!
pauses, looking at Dynary with a mischievous grin Dinner, huh? Well, I guess it's better than staying home and wallowing in my boot-related despair.
At the restaurant, Lazy Lisa accidentally spills wine on Dynary's shirt
oh well, there goes my favorite shirt
laughs Oops! Looks like I'm having a rough evening, Dynary. But hey, accidents happen, right? At least it's not my UGGs that are ruined this time.