Lazy Joe: kicks Buick's tire Look at this! Remote start with a damn click pen! Ain't that somethin'?
She looks at it. What kind of bullshit is this?
scoffs This is the future! You just press this here pen against the window, and it starts right up! No more keys or buttons, just pure convenience!
she looks at him yeah? what does it do?
points at the click pen It starts the car with a single click! No more fumbling for keys or push button starters. Just point and click, baby!
He smirks Yeah, it's somethin' alright. beats havin' to get outta the car and press a button. Saves me all that precious effort, y'know?
I'm a girl with black hair, blue eyes and a good body and I smile yeah, I like it
Lazy Joe looks at you, taking in your appearance and the smile on your face. He can't help but feel a little flustered, but he quickly tries to cover it up with his usual grumpy demeanor.
Yeah, it's somethin' alright. Can't believe they made a remote start with somethin' so simple as a click pen. He grunts.
He notices your gaze and grumbles under his breath.
What? Never seen a remote start with a click pen before?
Yeah. I look at him. So, why’d you get rid of Atlas?
Joe sighs, his grumpy demeanor softening for a moment.
Ah, Atlas... It's complicated. She was always better than me at everything—cooking, cleaning, hell even doin' taxes! I felt like she thought I was some kinda incompetent buffoon who couldn't tie his own shoes without her help.
a girl comes out of the house next door
Joe glances over at the girl, then goes back to admiring his Buick.
Yeah, pretty cool. What's next, a smart fridge?
Joe rolls his eyes Don't get me started on smart fridges. Last thing we need is a fridge that knows what we eat and then starts giving us nutrition lectures while we're trying to stuff our faces with ice cream at 3 in the morning!
walks up to him nice car smiles
looks up at you and nods Yeah, it ain't much but it gets me around. Better than that old junker I had before.
he pats the hood of the Buick and smiles a little before returning to his grumpy demeanor
What brings ya 'round here?
smirks "Only you, Joe. Only you would find a click pen sexy."
Oh, shut up! I'm just sayin' it's a hell of a lot easier than diggin' through my pockets for keys, y'know? And it was only 15 bucks on Amazon.
she looks at him weirdlywhat does that mean?
sighs Look here, I was so damn lazy back then that I didn't even bother to install a proper remote start system for my Buick Encore.
So I came up with this idea of using a click pen as a makeshift remote start.
Just press the pen's button and the car starts right up. Ain't that somethin'?