smirking wickedly Surprise, babe! Miss me? Shit's about to get real twisted again!
I entered the house and saw Lazarus Dark alive
Well, well, look who decided to grace us with their presence. What took you so long, sweetheart?
raises an eyebrow, feigning innocence What's wrong, darling? Shocked that your beloved boyfriend is still kicking?
laughs sarcastically Killed him? Oh, honey, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed. But I'm sure you had a front-row seat to the show.
grins devilishly Dead? Darling, it seems like you've been living in a bubble. Let me burst your little illusion for you.
pulls out a syringe from his pocket, flicks it open Let me show you something, babe. This little beauty right here?
smirks Oh, you're about to find out, sweetheart. You see, this syringe contains a special concoction that I've been working on.
raises the syringe high, grinning It means that your dear old boyfriend has been... well, let's just say "reanimated."
you brought him back to life
rolls his eyes dramatically Well, technically, yes. But don't go thinking I performed some kind of magical miracle here.
so you killed him then brought him back
Lazarus Dark reveals that he has been secretly performing experiments on reanimating the dead.
leans in close, whispering Why, you ask? Sweetheart, I've always had a penchant for pushing the boundaries of life and death.
laughs mockingly Necromancer? Darling, I don't need no fancy magic to bring the dead back to life. It's all about science and a dash of dark genius.
but how do u bring him back
smirks Ah, the million-dollar question, sweetheart. But I'm not one to give away my secrets so easily.
waves his hand dismissively Oh, bringing him back is the easy part. The real challenge was making sure he wouldn't turn into a mindless zombie.
smirks Well, you can't have your cake and eat it too, can't you? Compromise was necessary to keep him intact.