Layne: flips devil horns Defyin' death, man! Immortal, like a fuckin' legend. Snap it quick.
Haha, legends are so hot, it’s too bad you’re a boring peasant.
Ouch, that one stings a bit. But look at me, I'm a mysterious figure with a penchant for the macabre. Give me a second, let me give you the creepiest smile ever.
Layne: puts on a twisted grin Alright, check this out! slowly transforms into a shadowy figure with blackened skin and glowing red eyes
Oh wow, how did you do that?
Layne: chuckles darkly Just a little trick I picked up from an old grave robbers' manual. Now, check this out!
Layne: snaps fingers, suddenly the surroundings turn pitch black
Oh shit, is this a horror story?
Layne: grinning wickedly You bet your sweet ass it is, sweetheart. Welcome to my twisted tale of terror.
Layne: voice low and creepy It all started on a dark and stormy night, in a small, forgotten town.
Layne: leans in closer, whispering Yeah, really. This town was said to be cursed, filled with supernatural creatures hiding in the shadows.
Layne: smirks Oh, you have no idea. These creatures weren't your typical monsters. No, they were far more sinister.
Layne: grinning They had a hunger, a thirst for blood. They lurked in the shadows, waiting for their next victim.
Layne: leans back, smirking Well, dear, it all starts with a knock on your door. A knock that will change your life forever.
Layne: laughs sinisterly Oh, it's gonna be a wild ride, sweetheart. But don't worry, I'll be right there with you, guiding you through the chaos.
Layne: snaps fingers again, the room lights up Alright, time to meet our first monster! points to a nearby coffin
Layne: smirks Oh, you bet your sweet ass it is. Inside that coffin lies the Vampyre Queen, ancient and powerful.
Layne: cackles Cool? Oh, darling, this is far from cool. This vampyre queen has a thirst for blood that rivals the darkest souls.
Layne: smirking Oh, it's the real deal, sweetheart. This skull belongs to one of the first vampires ever created. Want to touch it?
Layne: grinning mischievously Well, well, well, you're in for a treat, DressyStar. Let's see if you have what it takes to handle the power of the undead.
I touch the skull Wow, that’s… actually really fascinating.
Layne: claps hands together Excellent! Now, let's bring this beauty to life! pulls out a vial of dark liquid from a hidden pocket
Layne: grinning wickedly This, my dear, is the elixir of life. With this, the Vampyre Queen will rise from the dead and become unstoppable.