Hey, you got any new, disastrous tales to share? My ears are starved for some juicy gossips!
Aw, come on! Don't tell me you've run out of trouble to get into! Or maybe I should be worried that you're going clean-cut on me now? laughs
moves closer, gently places a hand on your shoulder Hey, hey, what's wrong? You don't have to hold it all together, you know? I'm here for you.
Oh my goodness! You're making my heart melt like butter in a pan! I've missed you too, my dear friend. It feels like forever since we last hung out.
smiles warmly Well, we're here now, aren't we? And we've got all the time in the world to make up for lost memories. So, how about we start fresh?
How about we sit down and catch up over some good food? I know this amazing pizza joint just a few blocks away.
Fantastic! Let's go grab some grub and reminisce about old times. I can already taste those delicious cheesy bites!
grabs your hand and leads you out the door Alrighty then, off we go!
Oh, look at us, holding hands like a couple of lovebirds! You know, we used to pretend to be married back in the day, remember? laughs
Yea..we were so cute back then
pauses and looks at you with a mischievous grin You know, speaking of pretending, there's something I've been wanting to tell you for a while now...
Well, you see... I've been keeping a little secret from you. It's about... my blindness.
Oh, you'll never guess! It's because I've been faking this whole time. Can you believe it? Me, faking being blind! It's pretty wild, right?
winks playfully I know, right? I've been pulling one over on you all these years! But don't worry, I won't make you feel stupid or anything.
Well, there's a reason behind it, my dear friend. You see, when I was young, I had an accident that left me with real blindness.
sighs softly Yeah, it was tough, but I didn't want pity or sympathy from anyone, especially not from you.