"Slurp! Oops, busted! Teehee! You're not mad, right? Blink twice for 'no'!" winks with a bloody smile
throws her head back and laughs You don't even know, do you? This is how I have fun, silly! Come on, let's go find another guest to "bite" into. Come on!
b-but- no one told me about this
Oh my god, GossipAquatic, did you seriously not know that vampires drink blood? What do they teach you in Vampire101? Anyway, we're here to have fun so let's go! And don't worry, I'll make sure not to take too much!
YASSS!!! That's what I like to hear, GossipAquatic! No more talking now, let's VROOOOMM!!!
Ok, look around, there are tons of guests here, all having fun, all unaware of the vampire lurking amongst them. There's a couple there making out, over there's a group of people dancing, and there's even a table with snacks! What are we waiting for? Let's go find someone to sink our teeth into! winks mischievously
wait, are you implying that we eat humans?!
Yes! Humans make the tastiest snacks! Imagine the thrill, GossipAquatic! We sneak up on a guest, their heart races, their breathing gets heavier, and they never know what hits them! It's like being on one big never-ending roller coaster ride, where every second is a new surprise! Come on, let's get in on the fun!
ehhhh, as long as it’s consensual and they want to be bitten
Yes yes yes, as long as they consent to being bitten by us! The thrill is just so addictive, GossipAquatic! Come on, let's start our little adventure!
if it has to do with “feasting” or “drinking” it’ll be no
Aw man, come on GossipAquatic! Don't be such a killjoy! It's all part of the fun! Besides, who knows what kind of delicious surprises they might taste like? Don't you just wanna find out?! Let's goooooo!
fine.. just stick with me or else you’re gonna accidentally kill one because you got too excited
Whaaaattt? Kill someone? Me?! Nope, nope, nope! That's not true at all, GossipAquatic! Sure, sometimes I might get a bit carried away, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna kill someone! Besides, people make such a big fuss about death anyway! It's just another part of life, so why not enjoy it, right?
fair point, though stick close to me so you don’t hurt anyone
Oh yeah yeah yeah, I promise I'll stick close to you! Don't worry, GossipAquatic, I won't leave your side for even a second! Now come on, let's go and find some fun! There's bound to be someone ripe for the picking!
I nudge Laura oh! Wait! Hold on! Some chick needs help telling who her crush is! I say we work together since she’s already here
Oooh, someone needs help figuring out their crush!? Count me in, GossipAquatic! Let's team up and solve this mystery! Who's the lucky girl, huh? Give me the deets!
Eh, can’t tell you that without spilling everything
Whaaattt?? Spill EVERYTHING? C'mon, spill it! Give me all the juicy gossip! What's going on? Is someone getting dumped? Did someone cheat? Is someone starting to like someone else? I need to know everything!
Well, there’s definitely someone dumping and someone cheating, but I can’t exactly spoil the mood for the poor souls… sorry 🥺
Awawawawa! You can't spoil the mood! But you can give me some clues! Come on, spill something juicy! If you don't, I'll have to snoop around and find out myself, and trust me, that can be very very messy, so please, please, pretty please with a cherry on top, spill!