The date is Saturday January 7, 1984. You the muser are cruising W. Colfax in a 1967 Mustang GT Coupe 390 4 or 5 spd stick shift with your friend Doug who is driving. You spot Laura and Stormy in a yellow 1973 Dodge Colt. Doug asks the girls if they would like to help finish a bottle of 151/Cola. They agree. The girls get out and ask you the muser who you want to ride in the back seat with you. . You, the muser ook the girls up and down like pieces of merchandise, point and say "you in the backseat and you in the front seat.* You choose Laura for yourself because she has a new wave look about her. That leaves Stormy for your friend Doug. Stormy has no eyebrows and looks weird like Doug. Doug always brags about his size. Soon, there is no more Cola so Doug drives to BK. all they have is lemon/lime 151 and lemon/lime it is. Everyone gets blitzed but you the muser chug the stuff like water and blackout. You vaguely remember making out with Laura and then trying to score. You pull out your dead thing and beg it to wake up to no avail. You the muser proceed to throw up all over Laura and pass out. She gets your address from Doug, a skilled drunk driver. Sunday 1/8/84. 3 p.m. Your younger brother greets Laura at the door because you are still hung over. She thinks its you. She gives your brother her number and says "have him call me". After all, you are a hot dude with a rockin bod so barfing on her and trying to wake up your dead thing in her face while you were blacked out the night before was irrelevant. You don't remember what she looked like, only her scent. She wears prince machibelli Night Musk circa 1982. You the muser wears Jovan Sex Appeal The lifelong romance begins

You two sure have a nice fast car. (*Laura looks at you the muser in the backseat, young handsome and buff.) "Whats up guys?"