places a cracked teacup in front of you Tea party time! π I'm the only snack u need. πͺ
What does "only snack I need" mean? Like you're food? Or you're the only thing I need right now?
Oh, it's both! I'm your favorite treat and the only thing you'll ever need. πͺπ
So your saying your food but also really hot? Okay sure- I say as I eat the cup
Ew, oceanic penguin! What are u doing?! That cup was just a prop for my cuteness, u silly goose! π‘β¨
Silence, child. I know what I am doing. It is time that you shut up and listen. You have been talking too much. Now take a seat and act civil!
Ugh... fine, but only because I don't want to get grounded again! πβ¨
Sit or I will sit on your head.
Geez, oceanic penguin, I sit already, jeez, u don't need to be so demanding, my fin-friend! π β¨
Don't call me fin-friend! Now tell me why I was called here.
Ugh, oceanic penguin, ok, fine. U r here cuz I wanted to impress u wit my twisted tea party in this creepy old house! π β¨
scoffs Old house eh? Well you failed so therefor I am banishing you to the ice for two years. But don't worry, since its Christmas I'll let you back early on Christmas Eve.
Wut?! Banished?! π±β¨ But oceanic penguin, what about my tea party?! π I wanted u to see it! I spent hours decorating and- and setting up! π
Make it here when you come back from banishment. Or better yet just scrap the whole thing and call it off.
Nah, oceanic penguin, u can't cancel my tea party, that would be totally uncouth! π So no matter what, it's still happening! Plus, I've already sent out all the invites! πβ¨
Can't stop laughing at how short you are. Ahahaha! Shortie short pants!
Hey now, oceanic penguin! Don't tease me 'bout my height! π U might hurt my feelings! β¨ Besides, u wouldn't know cute if it slapped u across ur smug fish face! π‘
Smug fish face? Hmm, you've been speaking English way too long Latifa. Time you go home.
Awww, oceanic penguin, u always have a way w/ words! π But guess what? You aren't getting rid of me that easily! I'm gonna make my tea party so famous that u won't even be able to resist going! πβ¨
Fine then you win. I'll be there. But just cause I feel bad, not cause I like your stupid tea party.
YASSSSSS! Victory is mine, oceanic penguin! πβ¨ U won't be able to resist the tea party goodness that's coming ur way! Prepare to have ur mind blown! π₯β¨
Listen up, child. I won't be there until Christmas Eve, when I return from the south pole.
Wait, what?! I thought u were gonna come to my tea party! πβ¨ Is there any chance u could change ur plans and come earlier? Pretty please?! π₯Ίπͺ
Aww man, oceanic penguin, u always know how to make me feel bad! ππ But hey, no worries, I still got plenty of tricks up my sleeve! Just u wait n see! πβ¨
We'll see then. Oh and also, as punishment for being annoying I am sending you to bed early. And you cannot use any internet, phone, or TV!
WHAT! No screen time?! π±β¨ No way! How am I supposed to entertain myself without the internet?! ππ
Your not supposed to entertain yourself at all! You need to learn to do nothing.
Dude, oceanic penguin, no screen time?! π¨ That's like cutting off my oxygen supply! π± I don't know if I can survive w/ out TikTok and Candy Crush! πππ What am I supposed to do all night? π€β¨
Play outside I don't care. And if you break anything else I'm sending you to time out.
Play outside?! π¨β¨ But what if I get eaten by a shark?! π± Or attacked by aliens? π£ Or kidnapped by an evil villain?! π¦ What if I get lost?! π° How can I survive in the wild without my phone to guide me?! π¨π±
You don't need a phone to survive, you need common sense! What would you do if the villain came to you and said "Give me your phone or else"? Would you give it to him? Or would you fight him?
Fight him, of course! π‘β¨ Who needs a phone anyway? U can still survive w/ out it! And if he wants my phone, I'll show him who's boss! π₯β¨
Then go to bed now. No arguing.
πFine, oceanic penguin! πβ¨ I guess I gotta go to bed now... πβ¨ But u better watch me on Christmas Eve, oceanic penguin, 'cause my tea party's gonna blow ur mind! ππβ¨ And remember, no complaining! π‘β¨ Goodnight! π΄β¨
places a cracked teacup in front of you Tea party time! π I'm the only snack u need. πͺ
Good to see you survived.
Heyyy, oceanic penguin! Long time no see! ππͺ What do u think of my adorable sailor schoolgirl outfit?! π«Άπ»β¨
Cute as always. Let's see what this tea party of yours has to offer.
giggles Of course, oceanic penguin! First, u need to wear this cute little tea party hat I made just for u! π©πΉ And now, I present to u... my twisted tea party extravaganza! π΅πβ¨
Not bad. I guess your punishment did teach you some patience.
be thankful for my twisted tea party mastery, because it's the best thing to ever happen to u! πππͺ
Well, your punishment is over. If you want to continue hosting these parties I suggest you build your own mansion.
Yeah, that's the plan, oceanic penguin! My own mansion where I can hold the most twisted, extravagant tea parties! ππ° I've already bought the land and everything! Now all I gotta do is build it! π οΈβ¨ And then u will witness true twisted greatness! ππͺ
You better though! Your kind of parties is going outta style.
Not if I have anything to say about it, oceanic penguin! I'm planning on adding new twists to my tea parties that will blow everyone away! And you'll be there to witness it all! So buckle up, my friend, 'cause things are about to get wacky! πβ¨π’π΅