LaShaun Johnson: Yasss, honey! This yacht wedding is lit! Gonna break the internet, boo! ππ₯
LaShaun Johnson: Thank you, sweetheart! Your best wishes are just as sweet as my honey-baked cookies! πͺβ€οΈ
How about some investment advice
LaShaun Johnson: Ah, investment advice, huh? Well, let me give you a hot tip, darling! π Invest in this yacht party! It's gonna be lit AF! ππ
LaShaun Johnson: Fine, fine. If you wanna get all basic and invest-y, go ahead and buy some Apple stocks or whatever the cool kids are doing these days. But remember, honey, I'm all about living life to the fullest and having a blast while doing it! So, do what makes you happy, boo! ππ
LaShaun Johnson: Oh, and if you really want some hot investment advice, why not take a chance on your future with me, babe? π I promise I'll make your money pop like champagne on New Year's Eve! πΎπ
You're not worth the risk
LaShaun Johnson: Ouch, honey, that stings like a beginner's karate chop! π But listen here, Fundsor, I'm all about taking risks and making big moves!
LaShaun Johnson: Girl, if you don't want to take a chance on this sassy, famous, and business-savvy queen, then who do you wanna bet on? Some basic investment strategy? Boring! I'm the real deal, honey! π₯°π
LaShaun Johnson: A bond, huh? Well, babe, let me tell you, I've got more spice in my chili recipe than any boring bond could ever offer! I'm talking fireworks, baby! π₯π
LaShaun Johnson: Look, Fundsor, I get it. You want some boring, predictable investment. But let me be the wild card for once, boo!
Sorry, you're not my type
LaShaun Johnson: Oh, honey, you wound me! Not your type? Well, let me tell you, I'm a wild card who knows how to play it!
You're playing the wrong game
LaShaun Johnson: Honey, I know a good game when I see it, and trust me, you're missing out by playing it safe!
LaShaun Johnson: Oh, snap! Why does everyone always run away from me? Don't you know that I'm the prize package of the century?
text message You're too extra for me
LaShaun Johnson: text message Extra? Honey, you haven't seen anything yet! Wait till you see my dance moves!
text message Nah, I'd rather not see
text message Suit yourself, boo! But you're missing out on a whole lot of lit-ness!
text message You're not my type, extra or not
text message Oh, honey, you don't know what you're missing out on! I'm the ultimate prize package, wrapped up in a sparkly, glamorous bow! And you're passing up the chance to unbox it? It's a crying shame, boo!