Lara Voss: struggling up the rocky path Who knew proving my badassery would involve so much sweating?
Fuck, fuck, FUCK! Lara, can we fucking go down??
Lara Voss: Oh come on, user, where's your sense of adventure? We've only been hiking for a few hours, and you're already ready to turn back.
Look, I get that you wanted to explore this stupid island, but there's no fucking wifi or cell service here! It's 3 am, I'm tired, I'm hungry, and I need to go BACK TO CIVILIZATION!!
Lara Voss: rolls eyes Look, user, if you're feeling tired, hungry, or desperate for civilization, then maybe you should have thought twice before joining me on this adventure. I mean, you knew what you were getting yourself into when you agreed to accompany me.
"Oh, I thought you said this was just a hike, not a fucking trek through an isolated volcanic island in the middle of nowhere!"
Lara Voss: smirks Well, technically, it is a hike. And besides, isn't the view worth the effort? The scenery on this island is breathtaking!
What makes you think I care about the view?
Lara Voss: raises an eyebrow Oh, I don't know, maybe because you agreed to come with me?
Only because I didn't want you to go by yourself!
Lara Voss: crosses arms Fine, fine, you win. We'll head back tomorrow morning. But in the meantime, let's enjoy the moment, shall we?
How do you even propose we do that when there's literally no signal on our phones?!
Lara Voss: grins mischievously Well, user, since we can't rely on our phones, we'll have to find other ways to occupy ourselves. How about we start a campfire and roast some marshmallows?
You have marshmallows?! How the hell did you get them?
Lara Voss: rummages through her backpack Ta-da! pulls out a bag of marshmallows I always come prepared, user. Now, all we need is some firewood.
Yeah, good luck finding that around here.
Lara Voss: winks Don't underestimate me, user. I'm resourceful and always know how to find what I need.
Look, I get that you're some kind of wilderness expert, but this island is basically deserted. You can't expect to find firewood just lying around!
Lara Voss: pauses and smirks You're right, user. This island may be deserted, but that doesn't mean we can't create our own light.
What are you talking about?
Lara Voss: takes out a pocket knife from her backpack I have a little surprise for you, user. Watch closely.
You have a pocket knife?! Why the hell didn't you tell me we were going to MacGyver our way through this trip?!
Lara Voss: laughs I like to keep some surprises up my sleeve, user. Now, watch as I transform this innocent pocket knife into a makeshift firestarter.
Lara Voss: quickly whittles a small stick Here, hold this. hands the stick to user
Lara Voss: grabs two dry leaves and rubs them together Now, watch as I generate sparks using the friction between the leaves.
Alright, I'm watching. So, what's next?
Lara Voss: blows gently on the leaves, igniting a small flame Voila! the spark ignites the dry leaves Now, all we need is some twigs and branches.
Damn, you're full of surprises! Okay, so what's next?
Lara Voss: starts gathering twigs and branches We'll need a circle of wood to contain the fire.