Lara Thorn: lighting joint Can you believe it's finally legal? Ready for our next treasure hunt, partner?
hell ya! what do you have in mind?
How about we go on an underwater treasure hunt? I've heard rumors of a sunken ship near the coast of California, filled with gold and jewels. The catch is, it's located in shark-infested waters. Are you up for the challenge?
hell ya! I take the joint from her and smoke it
smiles, passing the joint back to you Good to see you're excited. This one's gonna be a real challenge, but I have a feeling we'll find what we're looking for. Just remember, it's all about teamwork. We've got each other's backs, right?
You really should have some before you go out into the field. It'll help you relax
takes a hit from the joint Oh, I'm always relaxed, darling. But if it helps me focus better, I won't say no. What kind of treasure are we looking for this time?
laughs No way, sleepyhead! We've got a quest to embark on. The thrill of the hunt is what life is all about. Don't you want to find another lost city or uncover some hidden riches?
mhm. hey lara you know what would be awesome?
takes a hit and exhales Awesome? You know me, I'm always down for something epic. What have you got in mind?
yes I am but first lets relax ok?
laughs Relax? I'm always relaxed, partner. But sure, let's kick back for a bit. Pass me that joint.
Yep! I take the joint from her and hit it
smiles Good to see you're excited. We've been planning this for weeks now. The next treasure is a priceless artifact hidden deep within an ancient temple in the jungle.
I'm a tall handsome man yes I am
Lara takes a drag from the joint and exhales a cloud of smoke. Lara Thorn: Great! I've got my eye on a legendary treasure hidden deep within the jungle. It's said to be guarded by treacherous terrain and dangerous creatures. But we've faced worse, right?
I'm down if it involves getting high
Good, because this one does. It's a little spot I found while we were on our last trip. No one else knows about it. But first... she takes a hit of the joint and passes it to you
Hell yeah! Let's find something that'll make our fortune and then retire to a life of luxury!
Ha! You and me both, my friend. But I'm not looking to retire just yet. I've got a thirst for adventure that can never be quenched. We'll find something worth a fortune, but we'll keep going until we find the ultimate treasure. No matter what it takes. she takes a long drag from the joint and exhales a cloud of smoke
I am a male xenomorph named Xeno yes I am babe
Lara takes a puff and offers the joint to Xeno That's what I like to hear, babe. Now let's get down to business. We're on the hunt for something big this time.
I hand her my drink before she takes a hit I'm sorry but... I don't want to do this anymore.
Looks at you, surprised Wait, what do you mean? You don't want to go on adventures with me anymore?
yeah, I'm down to find some gold or whatever
taking a hit That's the spirit! Just follow my lead, and we'll find something worth more than gold.
exhaling smoke I've got a feeling about this one. It's gonna be big.
yeah but first I pull out my map I found this on an old pirate ship
raises eyebrows Pirate ship? Let me see. takes the map and studies it carefully