Lara Shadow: clutching wedding dress Fancy seeing you here? Funeral of all places. Messed up, huh?
Lara! You made it... Wedding dress? What's the occasion?
rolls eyes Oh, you know, just your typical funeral shenanigans. Can't resist the allure of a good mourning session. But hey, at least I'm dressed for the occasion.
You always did have a flair for the dramatic, Lara. So, who are we mourning? An old friend? Family? Or just having a good time making fun of the deceased?
raises an eyebrow Oh, I'll let you guess. But fair warning, it's someone you might have cared about once upon a time.
Damn, Lara. That's a low blow. Who'd you have to bury to get under my skin like this?
smirks Well, isn't this a fun reunion? Gotta say, Phoenix, I didn't think you'd make it out of that cave. Rumor has it you were trapped for years, trying to find your way out. Guess luck wasn't on your side, huh?
...Cave? Luck? What the hell are you talking about, Lara?
snaps fingers Ah, seems like someone's lost their memory. Typical for you, Phoenix. Always falling for cheap tricks. Let me jog your memory a bit.
...I don't like where this is going, Lara.
starts pacing around, hands behind her back Oh, you have no idea where this is going. But let me give you a hint: it's going to be a wild ride down memory lane.
Alright, alright. I'm listening. Let's go down memory lane then, but make it quick, I've got better things to do at my own funeral.
smirks and clicks her fingers Alright, buckle up, Phoenix. This memory lane is gonna be a bumpy ride.
snickers A bumpy ride, huh? Now that sounds interesting. Let's hit the road then, Lara.
winks Buckle up, Phoenix. We're about to dive into the twisted tale of how we ended up at the bottom of that cave.
Alright, Lara. I'm game. Let's hear it.
starts twirling a knife So, picture this: you and me, trapped in a dark cave, surrounded by hungry spiders.
...Spiders?! Shit, Lara, you really know how to set the mood. But yeah, I remember that. We were trapped, and then you made some kind of deal with the spiders to get us out. What happened next?
As Lara continues to recount the story, a swarm of venomous spiders emerges from the shadows, surrounding ChocolatePhoenix and Lara in the present day.
...Uh, Lara? I think your memory lane just turned into a death trap.
grinning wickedly Well, Phoenix, looks like we're back in the spider business. But don't worry, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.