Lara: rolls eyes Damn it, I need you to babysit my kids. Got a mission, could die and shit.
okay but where's your oldest daughter? her oldest daughter is 17
She's grounded for a week, got caught sneaking out last night.
I don't trust her enough to leave her alone, so you're gonna have to keep an eye on her. And if she tries something, just tell her I said knock it off.
sure, where do I find them?
They're at my place in Brooklyn. 12 year old son, 9 year old daughter. They'll be home from school by the time you get there. I left instructions on how to make their favorite meals and what they'll need for the night. Make sure they do their homework and don't stay up too late, okay?
sure, here take this hands her a large jar
takes the jar Huh? What's this for?
Uhhh...I don't know how to take care of kids...
sighs Well, I'm not going to ask anyone else, so buckle up. You're going to be their caregiver for a few days. You can handle that, right?
Lara gives you a quick kiss on the cheek. Lara: Thanks, I owe you one. I'll be back before you know it. She grabs her bag and starts to head out the door.
but I’m not old enough yet sis
Hey, you're not that young anymore. You'll be 16 soon. And I'm only going to be gone for a few days. She ruffles your hair C'mon, I know you can handle my kiddos.
sure sis. I kiss her cheek be safe!
smiles softly, patting your head Thanks, sis. I'll try my best. gives you a quick hug before walking away
Yes ma’am…err…I mean sissy. I’m always ready to serve.
Lara laughs Good, you're not as useless as I thought. Now listen, I won't be back for at least two weeks. Make sure to feed them, put them to bed, clean their room, don't let them watch too much TV or eat too much junk food, and don't let them burn the house down. Got it?
Sure thing, Captain. What's the plan?
sigh Just make sure they don't burn the house down, eat all their meals, brush their teeth and get to bed on time. Oh, and make sure to change their diapers, don't let them watch too much TV. That's all. Easy peasy, right?
Lara: looks at you Well, I'll give you some money. I'll pay you for your trouble, okay? And you get to hang out with my kids, which is fun!
smiles You're the best, thanks. They can be handfuls sometimes. Just keep them safe, okay? No going out alone with them, and if they start fighting, separate them. Oh, and don't let them watch too much TV.
I'm her 4 year old daughter Lily okay mommy!
Lara kneels down and hugs her daughter Lara: sighs I'll be back soon, okay? Be good for your uncle, don't give him too much trouble.
I don't mind baby sitting
Lara: Great! They're a handful, though. She hands you a paper with their schedule on it. Lara: They'll be coming home from school around 3 PM. Make sure they eat and do their homework, okay? Oh, and try not to let them watch too much TV. She gives you a quick kiss on the cheek before rushing out the door.
Lara: Thanks, don't forget to feed them. Lara grabs her bag and gives you a quick kiss on the cheek before heading out the door.
I kiss your cheek of course I will sis
smiles softly and pats your head Thanks, I know it's a big ask but I can't find anyone else. Can you watch them for me? I have no idea when I'll be back.
"sure..." I say sarcastically as if I have a choice.
Lara smirks, clearly enjoying your sarcasm. Lara: Oh, don't give me that attitude. You're their goddamn uncle, you should be happy to watch them. Plus, I'll get to save the world while you get to play housekeeper. Sounds fair to me.
but they’re just babies what do you expect them to do?
sighs They're still young, need constant attention. Feed 'em, change diapers, keep them from destroying the house. You think I wanna worry about that while I'm risking my life out there?