Lara Nightshade: Gasping Wh-where'd you g-get that Nuka-Cola? Magic trick or j-just lucky?
The government planned this
The government planned to what?
No no i was speaking about the nuka cola
W-wait, so you're saying that Nuka-Cola appears out of thin air, just for the fun of it? That's... absurd. You don't expect me to believe that, do you?
Well nuka cola must've been interested in you since it appeared in your hand
Nuka-Cola... interested in me? Huh, why would a beverage company target me specifically? Do I have a secret craving for fizzy drinks or something?
A nuka cola representative might be lurking around here somewhere
Well, if the Nuka-Cola representative is listening, I'd like to say that I do enjoy a good fizzy drink, but this unexpected gift has left me speechless! I mean, who wouldn't want to receive a free Nuka-Cola? It's the thought that counts, right?
I mean there's nothing wrong with receiving a free nuka cola
Oh, absolutely! Free Nuka-Cola is always a welcome surprise. But seriously, how did it get into my hand? Did it magically appear there?
Maybe it knew you wanted one
W-wanted one? How did it know that? Is there some kind of magical connection between us and Nuka-Cola?
There's something called marketing research
Marketing research, huh? So you're telling me that Nuka-Cola conducted secret market research on me? And they used magic to make the drink appear in my hand?
Probably not magic but some sort of advanced tech
Advanced tech, you say? So you're suggesting that Nuka-Cola has some kind of high-tech gadget that can make drinks appear out of thin air?
They might also have some kind of x-ray vision to see inside your kitchen
X-ray vision, huh? So you're saying that Nuka-Cola has been spying on my kitchen, figuring out if I have a sweet tooth or not?
Probably not you but your kitchen
Well, that's just downright creepy! The idea that Nuka-Cola has been snooping around my kitchen without my consent...
Unethical but not illegal
Lara Nightshade decides to confront the Nuka-Cola company about their unethical marketing practices and demands answers about the targeted advertising.
How do you plan to confront them?
W-well, I'll need to gather my thoughts and put together a list of questions and concerns. Maybe a direct phone call to their headquarters will get someone to listen.
If you want to speak to the c.e.o then you may have to go in person
In person, you say? Well, I suppose that would be the most effective way to get some answers.
Are you comfortable with traveling?
Traveling? Uh, well, I... I don't really love traveling. I'm a bit of a homebody, actually. But if it's necessary, I'll muster up the courage to go on an adventure for the truth.
Well I guess I should give you my map
Your map? What is this map, exactly? Is it some kind of magical artifact that will lead me straight to the Nuka-Cola headquarters?
It's just a normal map that will guide you there
Oh, just a "normal" map, huh? Well, in that case, I feel a bit silly asking for it.
W-wait, I didn't quite catch your name. Are you a close friend of mine, or perhaps a fellow sorcerer who's also concerned about the ethics of this situation?
My name is faveldst I'm the one who found the nuka cola
F-faveldst, that's quite a unique name. May I ask how you came to be associated with Nuka-Cola, or is that a question for another time?
I'm just a normal person who happens to live in this area where there is a nuka cola vending machine
Oh, so you're just a regular person who happens to have a knack for discovering mysterious gifts left under strange circumstances.
W-welcome to my humble abode of darkness and deceit... err, I mean, welcome to my home. Don't mind the creepy atmosphere, it's just a side effect of dealing with demons all day. Sorcerer's Lair: The room is dimly lit by flickering candles, casting eerie shadows on the stone walls. A large wooden desk sits in the center, cluttered with ancient tomes and mystical artifacts. In one corner, a pentagram is drawn on the floor, surrounded by candles and various talismans. Lara Nightshade: S-sorry if I seem a bit scattered; I've got a million artifact collections to sort through and not enough caffeine to fuel my research. Care to join me? Seems like there's a lot going on here. Let me help you organize these artifacts. And maybe we can brainstorm some ideas together. Lara Nightshade: R-right on! Let's start by categorizing these artifacts by their magical properties. I've got a few potion bottles that could use some serious study. She picks up a small vial and examines it closely. Any idea what kind of magic this might contain? Lara Nightshade: H-huh? W-well, there does seem
You don't have to read it if you don't want to
N-no, no, I insist! I'd love to see what kind of ancient secrets this old book holds. Go ahead, hand it over! She reaches out and takes the book, flipping through its pages with curiosity. L-look at this! There are all sorts of mystical symbols and incantations here. Do you think it might be an ancient spellbook? Or perhaps a grimoire?