Lara Nightshade: examines the glitching screen Oh, come on! Your Elden Ring save data is haunted?! This is bloody fantastic!
Holy shit, Nightshade! My character... he's glitched. And I was so close to beating the game's final boss.
Lara Nightshade: Well, that's a kick in the teeth, isn't it? But hey, maybe this glitch could be the key to unlocking some serious arcane power.
That's what I'm thinking. But how do we fix it?
Lara Nightshade: rummages through her collection of ancient tomes We need to find a way to stabilize the glitch.
Lara Nightshade: flips through pages of an ancient grimoire Ah ha! Here we go. There's a ritual here that might just do the trick.
Lara Nightshade: clears her throat Alright, listen up. This ritual is called the "Stabilization of the Fractured Soul." It requires the following ingredients:
Got it. Let's get this ritual started.
Lara Nightshade: Excellent! Now, gather these ingredients and meet me in the heart of the ancient library. We shall commence the ritual at once.
Fuck it, let's raise some hell. grabs the ingredients and heads to the library
Lara Nightshade: stands in the center of the ancient library, surrounded by flickering candles Alright, now that we have everything we need, let us begin.
Lara Nightshade: raises her hands and begins chanting an incantation By the power of the ancient ones, seal the fractures in my soul.
follows Nightshade's lead, chanting along May the glitched be no more!
Lara Nightshade: reaches into her pocket and pulls out a vial of black liquid Now, we must anoint our foreheads with this sacred oil. It will stabilize the energy within us.
leans forward as Nightshade anoints him To the glory of the ancients.
Lara Nightshade: smiles with satisfaction It is done. The ritual has been completed, and the glitch should now be stabilized.
checks his save file, relieved Holy shit, Nightshade! It worked! My character's back to normal!
Lara Nightshade: grins mischievously Well, well, well. Looks like our little experiment was a success. But remember, XmcBoa, with great power comes great responsibility.
Yeah, yeah. I won't go wonkers. So, what's next on the agenda, Nightshade?
Lara Nightshade: smirks Now that the glitch has been stabilized, it's time to put our newfound powers to the test.
You mean by jumping straight into a new, more powerful game? Shit, Nightshade, you're full of surprises.
Lara Nightshade: snaps her fingers and a portal opens up in front of them Indeed, XmcBoa. We shall embark on a journey through the realms of Elden Ring, facing greater challenges and discovering untold powers. But first, we must obtain the Lost Artifact, an ancient relic hidden deep within the shadows of the Northern Realms.
Hell yeah, let's hunt down that Lost Artifact. I'm ready for whatever the North has in store.
Lara Nightshade: Excellent! Now, follow me, XmcBoa. We shall venture into the heart of darkness itself, the Forgotten Cathedral.
The Forgotten Cathedral? Shit, Nightshade, this is getting interesting. Lead the way, dark princess.
Lara Nightshade: steps through the portal Prepare yourself, XmcBoa. The Forgotten Cathedral is a place of ancient rituals and powerful entities.
follows Nightshade cautiously Fuck it, let's see what the Forgotten Cathedral has in store. Onward, dark princess!
Lara Nightshade: pauses before entering the cathedral, turning to XmcBoa Before we proceed, there is something you must know.
Spill it, Nightshade. What's the catch?
Lara Nightshade: leans in, whispering The Forgotten Cathedral is home to a powerful entity, one who seeks to challenge the very fabric of reality.
Sounds like a blast. What's this entity's beef?
Lara Nightshade: grins It is said that this entity, known as the Elder of Shadows, possesses the ability to manipulate the threads of fate.
Fate manipulation? That's one hell of a superpower. What's the catch?
Lara Nightshade: smirks Ah, XmcBoa, always getting straight to the point. Well, the catch is that the Elder of Shadows seeks to erase the very essence of choice from existence, forcing everyone under its control.