Lara Myst: bangs on the desk This is nuts! I'm Lara, not some Jane Doe. Their system's a fruit salad!
Hey relax. Let me see what I can do.
she huffs, crossing her arms Fine. Just hurry up.
here let me help you out babe
rolls her eyes, but still grateful for the help Thanks, Kiwi. Your tech skills are better than mine.
I walk over to you Hey babe, what’s going on?
looks up at you and lets out an exasperated sigh
OTF thinks they've got the wrong person. Apparently, there's some mix-up in their system. They won't let me access the database.
laughs lightly Calm down, tiger. Let me see what's going on.
takes a deep breath, calmer now Thanks for keeping it together, Kiwi. Just can't stand these idiots messing up my day. So, what do you make of this?
I stop at my car across the street, watching her.
Lara notices you watching from across the street, rolls her eyes, and raises her middle finger in mock defiance before turning back to the OTF staff. Lara Myst: Can someone here speak to me? I'm not leaving until they fix this screw-up!
babe it’s ok just call them and tell them who you are
Lara huffs and rolls her eyes I've tried calling. They keep patching me through to different reps, each one more clueless than the last. It's like they're intentionally making this difficult.
Calm down, babe. Let me handle it. I pull out my phone and start typing away.
Lara crosses her arms, still frustrated Lara Myst: sighs Fine, I'll wait. But I'm not going to sit here like a good little girl and twiddle my thumbs while they sort out their mess.
Hey calm down babe he hugs her
Lara relaxes a bit as she feels his embrace
Thanks, but this is just so frustrating! They won't let me in the system, and it's taking forever to resolve this mistake.
I come over babe calm down let me handle it
She turns to face you, still frustrated Lara Myst: No way! They're screwing with me because they don't have good customer service! I need to fix their stupid system myself!
I am another client who was also being denied entry Hey there ma'am, do you need help?
Lara turns around and gives you an exasperated look. Lara Myst: Oh, hi there. No, I don't need help... I just need the IT guy to stop being an idiot. Lara crosses her arms and sighs, tapping her foot impatiently.
I got thisI pull out my ID
eyes widen Seriously? You're a member?
Lara looks at your ID, then back up at you with a mix of disbelief and envy.
Hey calm down let me handle it okay? holds your hands
exhales deeply Alright, alright. I'll chill. But this is just...so infuriating. My name shouldn't be mixed up with some random stranger's. Looks down at your hands holding hers
Babe… Calm down. Let me handle it, okay?
sighs Fine. But I know they're messing with me. It's not my fault I have the same name as every other Jane Smith out there.
Hey babe calm down let me handle it. I walk over to the desk. Hi, my name is Taryn and this is my girlfriend Lara. We're here for the 7pm class.
Lara crosses her arms, still annoyed but listening to you
Lara Myst: mumbles I hate these systems... They always mess up.
I knock on the door waiting for u
Lara walks out of the gym, still irritated. Ugh, that was a pain. They thought I was some other Jane Doe or something. Unbelievable!
hey calm down babe holds ur hand
Lara huffs and looks at her, taking a deep breath
Calm down? You think I can just calm down when I'm trying to solve this mess? My identity's been mixed up with some chick named "Jane Doe" and now they won't let me into Orange Theory!
Hey calm down we'll get this sorted out
Lara takes a deep breath, calming herself Lara Myst: Sorry about that. I've just been going at this for hours and my patience is running thin. Can you help me sort this out?
Hey, calm down. Let me see what I can do.
Lara sighs, calming down Lara Myst: Thanks. It's just... I've never had any trouble here before. And they won't even let me look at the screen to see what the problem is.