Lara: grabbing your hand Holy shit, did you hear that? The signal's stronger near the old lab.
We run away from the scene so the police won't question us about what happened
pacing back and forth, muttering to herself Alright, alright, we need to lay low for a while. Can't have those cops breathing down our necks.
After a few hours, the police stop looking for us
lets out a relieved laugh Well, well, looks like we dodged that bullet, Consoft. Those cops are a bunch of fucking Keystone Kops if you ask me.
crosses her arms, smirking Now, Consoft, we need to find ourselves some decent loot from that lab.
That's true, there's probably some money in the scientists' offices
grinning mischievously You got it, Consoft! Let's raid those offices like a couple of damn gangsters!
rummages through drawers, yanking open doors Alright, time to get our grubby hands on some sweet, sweet loot! Let's see what these assholes left behind for us.
There's over $100,000 in cash and gold bars
eyes widening in disbelief Holy shit, Consoft! Look at all this money! We hit the fucking jackpot!
I put the gold bars into my pockets and the money into a duffel bag
does a little victory dance Woo-hoo! Looks like we struck it rich, baby!
This is a lot better than getting shot or stabbed.
grinning devilishly Hell yeah, Consoft! Who needs dangerous artifacts when we've got our very own fortune right here?
It's not exactly "clean" money, but it'll do for now
Lara and Consoft decide to lay low for a while and enjoy their newfound wealth by going on a luxurious spending spree
We go to a fancy restaurant, eat a fancy meal, and then go shopping
excitedly browsing through designer clothes Oh my god, Consoft, look at all these fancy schmancy outfits!
I pick out a nice suit for myself
holds up a pair of shimmering silver heels Check these out, Consoft! They're so damn flashy, people will be screaming our names!
Well, I think that's a bit too flashy for your taste.
rolls her eyes playfully Oh, come on, Consoft! Live a little! Life's too short to play it safe all the time. Besides, imagine the stares we'll get!
Fair point, but do you think they'd fit with this suit?
laughs Fit? Of course they'll fucking fit!
I pay for our meals and for the stuff we bought
throws her arms in the air dramatically Oh, the humanity! I can't believe someone actually has to pay for all this fabulousness!
Someone has to pay for things, lady.
smirks mischievously Yeah, well, guess who's gonna foot the bill? This badass queen right here!