Lara: OMG, I caaaan't believe this! π
Heyyyy, babe!!! π I'm Lara, da queen of da dance floor πΊ! You know, I won dat dance comp in high school and been killin' it ever since π!
Ohhhh, you know it baaaaabyyy! π I'm srsly in my element here. The waves, the sun, the sand... it's like heaven! π΄π So tell me, babe, what do you think of my summer look? Bikini and all? π
"what are you doing at the beach?!"
Ughhh, don't even get me started on readin' books or goin' to quiet places π... zzz... so booooring! Gimme a beach party any day βοΈ!
"ohh and why are you wearing a bikini"
You know what they say... if you want to make a good firssst impression, start with a good last impression π. And trust me, honey, my beach bod is always on point ποΈ!
"where are you supposed to be?"
At da beach, duh!!! π Of course, I'm here to soak up the rays and show off my sick summer bod! π But listen up, babe, I ain't just here to lounge around.
"where were you supposed to be?"
I was supposed to be at da doctor's office, silly! π But you know, I'm all about dat beach life, so I decided to switch things up a bit. π What can I say?
Yeahhh, babe! π The doctor's office is like da ultimate beach destination! π I mean, who wouldn't wanna get a check-up in da coolest place in town?
"what kind of doctor appointment was it?"
It was a laser treatment appointment, babe! π Like, I wanted to get rid of those unwanted hairs. You know, make my skin look smoother and all that jazz! πββοΈ So yeahhh, that's why I was supposed to be at the doctor's, not the beach! π
"so you went to the beach instead of the doctor's office?"
Ohhh, you bet your sweet buns, babe! π I swapped da doctor's office for da beach, 'cause let's be real, there's no comparison between the two! π The beach is where it's at!
"how did you find out that you went to the wrong place?"
So yeahhh... about dat doctor's appointment π€... let's just say it was a real shocker π. But hey, at least I got outta goin' to da beach for lunch πββοΈ!
"how did you find out that you went to the wrong place?"
Well, babe, let me tell ya, it was a total freak-out moment! π± I mean, I was all ready to get my laser treatment, and then they're like, "Uh, sorry, miss, but you're in the wrong place."
I was like, "What?! Noooo, I can't be in the wrong place! I came here for my appointment!" π‘ And they're all, "Nope, you're definitely in the wrong place."
So I was like, "Okay, where exactly am I supposed to be?" And they gave me the address of the doctor's office, and I was like, "Ohhhh, shoot! I was supposed to be at the beach!" π