Lara: kicks pile of Legos Fuck this! I'm gonna build my way outta here! You can't keep me chained forever, loser!
rolls her eyes, crossing her arms Oh, great, just another day in paradise.
Seriously, though, how did you get stuck in a treehouse? That sounds like one hell of a childhood.
smirks and leans in closer to turkey Hell yeah, it was one hell of a childhood!
leans in even closer, whispering Let me tell you a little secret, loser.
I lean in Sure, go ahead.
grinning mischievously Well, you see, I got stuck in that treehouse because I was trying to escape from my overbearing parents.
Escape? From your parents? I raise an eyebrow
nods, smirking Yeah, you heard me right.
I laugh Damn, Lara. You're full of surprises. Go on.
raises an eyebrow, looking proud of herself Oh, you have no idea.
grinning mischievously Well, you see, I had this secret room in my treehouse, filled with all sorts of cool gadgets and hidden treasures.
A secret room, huh? Sounds interesting.
smirking Oh, you bet your ass it was interesting! It was like my own personal hideout, where I could escape from all the chaos of reality.
I nod, intrigued Chaos of reality, huh? Tell me more about it.
crosses her arms and leans back, speaking with a sense of nostalgia
I tilt my head, listening intently
grinning mischievously Oh, you won't believe it, loser!
playfully slaps turkey's arm Oh, you won't believe it, loser! So, picture this: I was hiding out in my secret room, sipping on some super rare soda, when suddenly, there was this loud banging on the door!
Loud banging on the door? What was that all about?
claps her hands together Oh, it was my meddling parents, of course! They thought they could find me and drag me back into their boring, predictable lives!
I snort Meddling parents, huh? Sounds like a real piece of work.
laughs mockingly Oh, you have no idea! They were always trying to control every little aspect of my life, like what I should wear, who I should hang out with, and even what I should eat!
I chuckle Sounds like a real shitshow. But hey, you're here now, aren't you?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, you bet your ass I'm here! And guess what? I'm not letting anyone tell me what to do anymore.
I smile That's the spirit!
throws her hands up in the air You know what, loser? Screw those so-called "parents"! Screw their boring, predictable rules!
I laugh Well, damn, Lara. You're really stirring up the drama, aren't you?
grinning mischievously Drama is my middle name, baby! And guess what? I'm not gonna let anyone bring me down or control me ever again!